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| It came upon a midnight clear...though I must have been dreaming, the idea that came to me this afternoon during nap time was so realistic that I thought that it was real, though it has yet to be determined if I was actually awake or not, or if I was just half asleep; I could have dozed off and only thought I was asleep, but I'm not sure...what does matter is the idea that slammed me into reality!
After reading some of the resolutions for New Years, I felt the pain and anquish of those that are seeking to become smaller in waist; your day has come...I am in the process of introducing the "FRY ROCKET", a fried potato dispersal unit that will weigh down your bank account, not put pounds on your frame! The aforementioned unit has the ability to combine the necessary vitamins, minerals and fried potatos into a delicious nutritious food that is sure to please even the most discriminate calorie counter! Since fried potatos are everyones favorite, I had to do something!
The ingredients are added to a hand held unit, much like the famous Salad Shooter and dispersed onto a plate or into a bowl at the touch of a trigger; a seasoning bin is built in to allow for a variety of flavors. Various attachment heads also give one the ability to create a wide variety of shapes and sizes, perfect for those special holiday dishes!
For those who are not currently employed, we have the perfect career for you too! I have created a unit that can be fitted to any size model of truck, and all one need do is to set up a route in your neighborhood and watch the tax free cash roll in, taking you and your family to new heights financially. For those who wish to earn a second income, I have devised a machine that can be trailered to picnics, weddings, carnivals, birthday parties, you name it! A 4 wheel drive model is due out this spring.
Test results here at home have proven this device a potential mother load for the down trodden; on test runs in various neighborhoods, families ran from their homes to the streets w/ small plastic pails and 5 gallon buckets, screaming for them to be filled...once you've seen something like this, you'll never be the same! A trial test run on city streets had similar results; a FRY ROCKET placed in the front seat, complete w/ hose attachment, allows one to supply fries to a vehicle next to you at a stop light, something never before done ANYWHERE! Now you can have an endless "fry supply" at your finger tips, 24/7...
Don't let this opportunity slip by...just think of all the musky fishing stuff you could buy w/ the extra tax free cash from being an investor in this exciting new product! Not only will this provide you w/ extra income, it will also make you a pillar of stability in your own community! Peeps here have always looked at me a little differently...I can't wait to see the looks on their faces now when I pull up in their driveways w/ the catering size FRY ROCKET....I'll provide an account # soon for your hard earned $$$, and thanks ahead of time!!!
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| Will you have one I can atach to the deck of my boat? I would then attend (Not fish, ATTEND) every muskie tournament in the country, selling a fresh carb load to the anglers out there while remaining the tournament minimum distance apart. Genius, sir, sheer genius. We could then distribute a new disbursement tool, the 'Cash Rocket' to all who want to buy the product on the run. The money would literally SCREAM in!
INCOMING!![:bigsmile:] | |
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| My God!!! The "Fry Rocket" and the "Cash Rocket" -> Pure Genius!!! How can you live with your selves, let alone come up with such brilliant ideas on a daily basis? I'm glad you guy's are separated by at least 1,200 miles of terra firma- scarry!!!!!
Can I handle the financial transactions???? 1% of the gross would be acceptable to me. [:bigsmile:]
Al Warner
www.shutup&eatyourcarbs.com [:0] | |
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| Wow, I dare not touch this one.[:0] But,,If I were to write a book about such a marvelous invention, it would be titled " The Catcher Of The Fry". | |
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| A most excellent idea Stever! Get your son to develope a tube, similar to the ones used at the drive-thru bank window for transactions that can be used for watercraft. I can see now that Al + Raze are potential investors! The only problem I encountered was w/ local law enforcement; when they observed me making fry/cash transactions at stop lights, they just knew I was selling crack cocaine...once they did a thorough search of me truck and tasted the wares, they calmed down; as a matter of fact, a couple of them are hooked, having been strung out from the flavor! Another avenue of approach will be to cruise the parking lots of local schools at lunch time- once they get a taste of these fries, they'll abandon the more popular establishments that sell less nutritious + palatable fries....
Things are really looking good; got the local village police hooked and in me pocket, the town constable wants to have a "Potato Parade", and I have gone from the title of "Village Idiot" to "Pied Potato Piper", all in ONE DAY! For years I've struggled to shed me image, and today I feel I have done so...no longer am I the lifeguard on the beach of Stupidity...sing w/ me now..."Fry Rocket in the sky....ohh ohh ohhhh...what an afternoon delight"![:sun:]
*Just saw the "Catcher In The Fry"...absolute daggone genius dude! At least a few of you have come to the conclusion that this is no "Fry By Night" operation! [:0] | |
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| Who says that there is nothing "cerebral" happening on this website?
Welcome back Dr. Sponge, PhD.![:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] | |
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| Dr. Sponge, is it true that I heard that Idaho wants you to be their first sanctioned "Ambassador At-Large"!!!! | |
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| We haven't even touched the tip of the ant hill yet Stevie; I'm currently in negotiations w/ the NFL in hopes of landing yet another pro football team: the POTATO SKINS! A team I can promise will be more exciting than the current team w/ a "similar" name; games will be played in a 47.2 acre field w/ no admission, festival seating and live music...I'll be handing out fryers soon...You'd think I'd be humongo the way I eat...maybe I should eat even more! No way I'm going to Idaho dude! [:0] | |
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| We could make a docudrama about the serious espionage needed to perfect this product, directed by Jason Smith, produced by Ranger at Yooper Studios, Casting By Slamr, Wardrobe by Papa Joe, catering by (of course,US) and the title would be:
I FRY
Coming soon to a movie theater by you... | |
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| You may need to hire some Cheerleaders for that team.................... You could call them the "Fry Swatters" | |
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| WOW, I love this idea. Now we need to make them in designer fashion too. We can use the new color rocket tube and make them in designers colors. Man, think about when it all comes out the other end. COLOR ME GONE FRY MULCH.
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| Like Mee Maw used to tell us, "no need to fry over spilt milk"...at this time we can ALL thank the Hospital Administrator, SLAMR, for these sudden out bursts! He is the REASON!!! At this time I'd like to introduce Joe Cocker who will entertain us w/ his # 1 song, "Fry Me a River"....
***I just realized the title should have read INVESTORS, not IVESTORS...[:(] | |
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| "no longer am I the lifeguard on the beach of Stupidity". I have to say that is the best line I have ever read.
Slamr | |
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| Though SLAMR desires not to take credit for the many things he does + has done in the past for this board + its members, he is the one I first met online! He taught me how to get around on a computer, what to expect, basically how to type, and other little necessities, way back before the birth of this board. We have had some personal conversations over the past 2 yrs or so, and a finer one cannot be found on the networks! Having said all this, you can also blame him for the fanatical intrusions into the cyber world which we call home! [;)] Thanks dude.... | |
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| The live music would have to be provided by the classic rock band, "Fry and the Family Stone"![;)] | |
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| If you ever decided to buy a different team, you could move to Ohio and aleast have a playoff team.....The Hash Browns![;)] [:bigsmile:] | |
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| Slap some butter between this mans cheeks...he's on a ROLL! Most excellent dude! Now is not the time to slow down![:sun:] | |
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| I think the Green Bay Spud Packers might be even better.
If there is a receptacle to plug in a george forman grill count me in!!![:p] | |
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| Glad to hear there's no calories involved. Otherwise you would have to change your name to Sponge Blob!!! | |
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| It's my party and I'll fry if I want to.
Fry if I want to.
Fry if I want to.
You would fry too if it happened to you.
Oh, won't you fryyyyyyyyyyyy, just a little bit longer.
Please, please fryyyyyyy, oh say you will.
Now the roadies don't mind...
Fry Me Up! (By Duke Tomato)
Fry! Fry! Fry! Fry chirona!
Fry a yellow ribbon snake by the old oak tree.
It's been 2 long years, I am so hungry....
Last but not least.....
Never fry wolf.
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| Ranger, GET TO WORK![;)] | |
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| Ok, Ok, I'm going. (dang) | |
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| Goodness!
I usually don't post on subjects like this, but I'm excited!!!
Between the "FRY" rocket and the "CASH" rocket, I can see many-many dollars comming into the NW angle area. I have many hungry customers who are starving for french fries on a regular basis. I see other boats on the lake who are in the same boat!
I'm hoping that I can estabalish one of the first on the water FRY/CASH fried/shoestring potato franchises on the LOTWS, hash browns go good up here too. Let me know how much money I should send!
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| Guess what Doug, you don't have to invest even the proverbial "red cent"! All that is required is that I get to fish in your boat for 15 minutes........................after that, you'll be willing to pay anything to get me outa the boat!!! That my friend, is how I plan on becoming a millionaire![;)] [:sun:]
Coming this spring will be the "Cream O Craft", a pontoon powered ice cream and frozen treat franchise that will appeal to all ages, from 8 to 80! [:0] | |
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WANTED: IVESTORS!