Graphite Rods found in Iraq

Posted 11/27/2002 5:29 PM (#7464)
Subject: Graphite Rods found in Iraq


Just heard on Fox News that weapons inspectors had found a vast supply of graphite rods. It doesn't surprise me though, where you gonna fish at in the desert? Then they decided to launch them on a missile, and found they made a great lubricant. Wonder whose signature was on those rods? IM-8's ?

Posted 11/28/2002 7:25 AM (#51767)
Subject: Graphite Rods found in Iraq


Maybe those are the missing signature rods I ordered last winter...

Posted 11/28/2002 7:58 AM (#51768)
Subject: Graphite Rods found in Iraq


NOW we know who knocked over Thorne Bros. earlier this year - maybe they planned on fishing for sand sharks! [:0] Seriously, did the police ever catch the Thorne burglars?

Posted 11/29/2002 4:12 AM (#51769)
Subject: Graphite Rods found in Iraq


Not to worry. They were only blanks!

Posted 11/29/2002 6:39 PM (#51770)
Subject: Graphite Rods found in Iraq


Dude, Saddam isn't hding any secret weapons, he's got caves full of water where he raises a special northern Minnesota muskie strain. Must have been a bad cell phone connection we intercepted, he wasn't talking about 'weapons of mass destruction', he was saying: "Esox of Cass descention". m[:bigsmile:]

Posted 11/30/2002 2:23 PM (#51771)
Subject: Graphite Rods found in Iraq


Now that's FUNNY MikiE!!!

Donnie [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:]