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| I am one who cannot recall being exposed to the Shady Side of the Moon at the Cass Outing. At first I figured I was just too drunk or tired or both, because the next day Shady assured me that he did indeed storm my room just like he mooned everyone else. So I just shrugged and figured I'm better off not remembering the ugly incident.
But since returning home I've been plauged by terrible nightmares of an evil moon that awakens and then eats up the whole earth. Plus, while awake, I'm scared to death of anything that's huge and white with a dark line running down the middle. I would try to get some rest but I'm afraid of falling alseep. I would take a shower and relax but I'm afraid of the bathtub. My wife dragged me to the hospital yesterday where I was hypnotized by a psychotherapsit. At the end of the session she told me that I'm suffering from "PSMTD" which stands for...
Post Shady's Moon Traumatic Disorder
I've been advised that the therapy will take years and I may not ever fully recover.
I can't be the only one so deeply emotionally damaged by the Shady Side of the Moon. We are all suffering, and man, do I know a good lawyer. So I'm writing to make you aware that you're probably suffering just like me and that we can make Shady pay out the...um, nose, for his evil ways. My attorney is preparing the proper documents and he wants me to get the names of the people who will be part of the lawsuit. So let me know if you want in on the action, eh?
Oh, I get his boat.
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| You guys are lucky. I was treated to the "Norge Fisherman" during the daylight. Then the Norgeman turned into a bottomless dancer and I wished it would get dark in a hurry......which it did and we couldn't find the boatlanding....but that's a whole different story.
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| Yeah, but Beav, you were protecetd somewhat, I was in the middle, god that just does not sound right!!!!
I had to stand up in the front deck with his hineyness, Lord of The Moon, and witeness the freakshow a lot closer than I wanted to.
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| I was not there but I am traumatized from reading about it. I have been emotionally hurt and I feel that I should be compensated for my emotional distress. Count me in.[:devil:] |
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| Count me in. I just want his squirko collection, or what's left of it...[:bigsmile:] |
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| THERE IS NO SHADY SIDE OF THE MOON, AS A MATTER OF FACT IT'S ALL SHADY.[:0] |
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| Waterwolf:
I've always been mad,I know I've been mad! By the way,"Which one is Pink?" [:p] |
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| My dream may even be more frightening: I dreamed I caught my first muskie on a Shady Tail. uuugggghhh. m |
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| I was actually refreshed by the experience, reafirming my heterosexual standing beyond ANY doubt whatsoever!![:sun:] [:)] [;)] |
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| No complaints here,
for a big guy, Steve has a pretty tight butt.
I guess we should consider ourselves lucky that at least he wasn't mooning us on one of the nights after he took the muscle relaxants and thereafter shat himself while drinking GingerAles.
Would that be a "Muddy Moon"?
Later,
papa joe |
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| O.K. first off let me state that trying to get $$ out of my empty pockets would be like.................... trying to get intelligent conversation outta the Midge or the donut box away from Theedz.
Second..
I will admit that at times I may go a little overboard....And I'm pretty sure that I've scared the Stuff outta some guys....It's unfortunate that I've offended some but I pick people who I like and I think can handle it. Unprofessional? Yep! plan on staying that way all my life by having fun and JUST FISHIN IT!
The one and ONLY.
Thick Shady |
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| Maybe it would be easier to keep money in your pockets if you kept your damn pants on[:0] Did someone say they saw you do a shady moon figure eight or just a large oval?[:p] |
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| Cady, when will they auction your (ass)ets? I need compensation![:devil:] I am emotionally distressed! |
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Class Action Lawsuit Against Steve Cady