On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!

Posted 10/11/2002 9:55 PM (#2342)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


i just thought I would say just a few words....and as is my style, I will direct that at the people that I love....

Boro: trolling is not a sin, throwing the same damn dawg all day while I spank the fish on gliders is.
Mike's Extreme: had I not been suffering from depression induced fishing malaise, YES I would have won
Steve Cady: I'm sure my ex-wife still appreciates the Shady Tails
Running_Hot: the Champ is Brown, not Maroon
Jim_K: yes your name is befitting your promise keeping
CPainter: the gas pump DID jump in my way, and though the Catfish Cadillac is dead, the new truck will carry on the vendetta and make things right
DocEsox: I have a girlfriend, your daughter is safe, FOR NOW
Lungin: fish yet this year?
Setme31: tell your wife the honeymoon is over, you can fish again
Doc: I know how much money you make/yr., buy the damn baits
FirstSixFeet: I know we have clashed in the past, but lets let by gones be by gones. I am right, you are wrong.
Ranger: we know, we know...KNIPEX
Esox69: I will buy that Loomis one day....just let the economy recover first
Jonesi: that HR sucks, it only catches dinks, but no, you CANNOT have it back.
MuskieE: 4 fish over 40", I am as cool as you
Musky Illini: coffee leads to dehydration, which leads to 911. next time, go with Red Bull
JLong: what are you talking about? ever!
Richard Collin: am I STILL waiting on that Loomis?
Paul Klein: yes, the Bears SUCK, but our women are better looking than our men, we have that on you
Jason Smith: it WASNT my reel that screwed up that fish, it was your lack of height.
Ashton: when you're old enough, you're washing my truck
ToddM: I have been done on the "distribution" end of emails for a long while now...but a word of advice, think QUALITY
SpongeBob: you are too cool a DUDE to go after + I think we still owe you that bait + the Ms. Slamr thinketh that you are a fine fellow
unfortunate_one: the Blind Squirrel has a cause, do not get in the way of progress and internet vigilantism
Ben Remer: didnt we have a bang up trip to the Ottawa on 24th to the 26th?
Theedz: if I take you fishing, can I get another "get out of jail free" card?
Tomyv1: you dont see me online cause you are blocked and deleted....D'OH, just remembered that!
The Hulberts: I'm just laughing at all the things i am NOT going to say
Lunch_Box/the Red Menace/Luke Chinewalker: i am cooler, better looking, a better muskie fisherman, and yes I would chase you down and beat the snot out of you...THEN I would have to call the ambulance because i would have a heart attack from over-exertion, we can ask Musky Illini for the number.
Sworrall: NOW can I have that Tuffy sticker to put on the Blue Fin?



Peace Love and Hari Krishna to All,

Slamr

Posted 10/11/2002 10:01 PM (#47284)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Yes Slamr, you may. The stickers on my boat will now say Patriot USA.

May you hit 2000 posts just so we can read another post like this one!![:bigsmile:]

Posted 10/11/2002 11:05 PM (#47285)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Did I see this correctly? Steve Worrall and Patriot boats? Somebody slap me awake if I am sleeping.

Posted 10/12/2002 8:38 AM (#47286)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Your eyes are working perfectly well, Shep. I spent the last two days working with the Patriot Canada and Patriot US Team designing interior liners for the new 2003 Patriot Muskie, Walleye, and Salmon boats. I was especially impressed with the new 1690 Muskie, this rig looks really good.

This was an opportunity I could not turn down. SO... for only the second time in my adult working life, I am no longer wearing a Tuffy shirt.[:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:]

Big change for me, for certain. Tuffy builds a great boat; I wish them the best.

Thanks to Slamr for his insight.

Posted 10/12/2002 9:21 AM (#47287)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


I'm honored to be included. You have a Blue Fin, too?

Posted 10/12/2002 9:49 AM (#47288)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Slamr, I will work on the quality. I will work side by side with jack himself as quality control inspector.[;)]

I don't think you would work up any effort in pummling luke chinewalker. Somehow the phrase "run forrest" jumps in my mind.

Posted 10/12/2002 10:54 AM (#47289)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Slamr....Congrats on your 1000th post.[:bigsmile:] To bad I deleted half of them in the past.[;)] [:bigsmile:]

Really, as of the last 6 months I have not even touched a Slamr post. Infact his posts and threads have been very very good and educational. I have fished with Slamr twice and behind that crazy carma....is a good stick.[:)]

Posted 10/13/2002 9:14 PM (#47290)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


What I meant to say about you Jason is....for your birthday we are all going to chip in and get you SPELL CHECK.

Slamr

Posted 10/13/2002 9:24 PM (#47291)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Yes Ranger, I run a Blue Fin, her name is Azrael (the Angel of Death).

Slamr

Posted 10/13/2002 9:42 PM (#47292)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Well this is what I get? Nice. You are such a Punka$$ Slamr. I have not fished with the chain-smoking, pill poppin' clown since March and finally let him in my boat again today only to get home and find this thread? Oh yeah, I almost forgot, of course I didn't catch a thing but a possible a cold with him in my boat today! I just hope that I can shake his curse before the 19th MF outing.

Yes you would nead to get Musky_Illini to call you the ambulance long before you even tried to kick my butt because you can't even run to the other end of the boat to catch me before having a grabber.

And as for you ToddM....I hope for your sake in that little aluminum trowler of yours that you were refering to _Slamr_ as Forrest Gump.

Posted 10/13/2002 9:54 PM (#47293)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


I feel left out[:blackeye:]

Posted 10/14/2002 7:09 AM (#47294)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Me too Beav..........[:blackeye:]

Posted 10/14/2002 7:55 AM (#47295)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Beav....actually, I did write something, then I thought it was too mean...but if you are feeling left out...

Beav: as the oldest member of the MuskieFirst community we think your name is a bit overstated, you get no beaver, therefore we feel a name change is needed. You will now be MUSKRAT.

Slamr

Posted 10/14/2002 7:57 AM (#47296)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Schuler: see what I wrote to 1st6ft. for my feelings to you...

Slamr

Posted 10/14/2002 7:57 AM (#47297)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Steve Van Lieshout: you name is FAR TOO long, from now on, you will be known as FLOUNDER.

Slamr

Posted 10/14/2002 7:59 AM (#47298)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Muskyone: creativity is needed in your name, from now on you will be known as SillySally.

Slamr
*feel better now?

Posted 10/14/2002 12:04 PM (#47299)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Come on SLAMR. You cant say that about the BEAV, at least if he does get some it will be of legal age!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 10/14/2002 1:02 PM (#47300)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!



Trolling IS a sin and I was too busy keeping your sorry a$$ on fish to catch any myself.

Brian

Posted 10/14/2002 1:16 PM (#47301)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Slamr I see you are still the "dink master"!!! A 25 inch muskie? I thought they stocked them bigger than that in Silver!!! When are you comming up to my pond? Bring Ralph and we will make a weekend out of it. How about sometime in the next two weekends, if thats ok with your new boss. Ya thats what she is by now.[:bigsmile:]

Posted 10/14/2002 1:28 PM (#47302)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Well, I got left out of his dissertation, but I'm not complaining. I consider myself fortunate in that regard.


Posted 10/14/2002 1:44 PM (#47303)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


WHOOOAAAA!!!!!
We better check ID's around here because I don't think that I'm even close to being the oldest member.
Muskrat

Posted 10/14/2002 4:28 PM (#47304)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Jamie...you turned down being on the list....do I need say more?

Slamr

Posted 10/14/2002 4:51 PM (#47305)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Slamr, you have some serious issues. Please seek help immedietaly. Or at least look into a mirror.
[:(]

Later

Jim

Posted 10/14/2002 4:51 PM (#47306)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Slamr,

I'm keeping the hours down so that I can come on strong in the late fall and steal the Muskie Syndicate prize right out from under you!!![:devil:]

Posted 10/14/2002 5:47 PM (#47307)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Actually Jamie, your decision to be left OFF the LIST way back when was very unfortunate for you...

Slamr

Posted 10/14/2002 7:46 PM (#47308)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


What's fishing?

Posted 10/14/2002 8:51 PM (#47309)
Subject: On the Occassion of My 1000th Post!


Luke, your comeback was funny for sure except for the fact that a trowler is a guy who finishes cement. I believe you are looking for the term trawler. Not my fault you can troll your opti. Cast till your shoulders hurt, forrest. [:devil:]