The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???
firstsixfeet
Posted 12/13/2010 1:39 PM (#470356)
Subject: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???




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Ok, so many of you might know or know of, Doug Johnson. If you don't know him well, you probably think of him as an extremely successful musky guide, sometime author on musky fishing, and occassional TV appearances. Well, that's the public persona, but, even though I count him as a good friend, truth be known, Doug, since his retirement, is pretty much a fishing bum with occassional interruptions for business(deer hunting and messin around with his young grandkids).

Doug's "year" if I have it straight, goes, sturgeon fishing, up to Whitefish bay to supposably "open the cabin"(early Lake Trout bite), then smallmuth fishing with the odd walleye, northern and musky interrupting his "fun" season, then, oh yes, serious employment, musky guiding (fishing) till the fall trolling bite is over in late October, occasionally taking a break for "educational seminars"(read-Ottawa River and Lac Seoul musky trips). Of course now it is time for some business to be conducted, he has to go to the bottle store to make sure he covers his share of the supplies for fall deer hunting camp, then after whacking a few of Bambi's relatives, and before cremating those same carcasses, he has Christmas(grandkids again), and then has to close the house up in Warroad, so they can go south for Mrs Johnson's health during the worst of the winter months(read-Melton Hill musky fishing lately, but it could be Cumberland Striper fishing, or Florida fishing just as easily). That lasts a couple months and then, oops, better put it on te road,  we need to get back to Warroad to open the house (read-sturgeon are running)...

Now, lets face it, Doug really isn't much of a citizen, BUT as far as most of us members on this board goes, HE SETS A BENCHMARK WE WILL NEVER ATTAIN!!

Be that as it may, Doug's past has caught up to him it seems, and evidently he has strained the "honeydew list" to the breaking point, and this year it has finally BROKEN!!  Inside information has it that he is going to spend the winter in Warroad painting bedrooms, and doing general maintainence.  Now of course, he tries to paint a smily face on the whole thing, claiming that he used to like snowmobiling, ice fishing, and catching a few hockey games, ahem.....;)

My question is, how long can this couple last, north of the frozen Tundra, before Doug is able to "suggest" his way back south, boat in tow, and waaaaay too many fishing supplies to ever claim a business expense if he gets audited by the IRS??

Shall we start a pool?  If we do, I want Feb. 17th.  (and be careful, Mr. Johnson himself might enter, under some crazy pseudonym such as "Ted Trueblood", or even wilder, "Dick Pearson"...

BTW high temp today in Warroad, MN is -6 degrees, but...it feels like -5 degrees, so that's always a good thing, eh???;)

nwild
Posted 12/13/2010 2:11 PM (#470365 - in reply to #470356)
Subject: RE: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???





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That is funny stuff, and I don't think there is a chance in H-e-double hockey sticks he lasts until February without a fishing fix.

January 22nd!
esoxaddict
Posted 12/13/2010 2:20 PM (#470369 - in reply to #470356)
Subject: Re: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???





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Don't know the man myself. But as someone who gets increasingly cranky the more time that passes in between wetting a line? I'd be willing to bet that his wife will not be able to stand him by the end of January, and will eventually look at him and say "aw hell, why don't you just go FISHING already and get out of my hair for a week!" Considering that a trip like that takes more than a day or two to plan, and I expect that this will all come to a head sometime post-superbowl? I fully expect that mr Johnson will be fishing somewhere on or about Feb 12.
sworrall
Posted 12/13/2010 2:25 PM (#470371 - in reply to #470356)
Subject: RE: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???





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At the hospital with sue, a welcome diversion this thread is. I am with norm... Feb middle at the latest. Never thought the IPhone would be this useful. 5 below? Balmy!
LOTWbeachbum
Posted 12/13/2010 2:36 PM (#470374 - in reply to #470356)
Subject: RE: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???





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As a Warroad boy that has strayed farther south of Highway 2 as the years pass, I will be heading "HOME" the day after Christmas to conduct our yearly family business of exchanging gifts, watching some hockey and drowning some minnows in 10" inch holes.
My guess is I will pass Doug heading south as my family treks north, somewhere between Kelliher and Waskish - on the Swamp Road - the day after Christmas.
So, in the Pool - I'm taking December 26th.
Merry Christmas Everyone.
Kirby
lambeau
Posted 12/13/2010 3:19 PM (#470383 - in reply to #470356)
Subject: RE: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???


Doug and wildly unlikely claims/plans seem to go together. the past few years he's been saying he wasn't going to guide anymore either...and that one lasts until about the first weekend every summer and then all of a sudden it's 30 straight days guiding in October!

 

firstsixfeet
Posted 12/13/2010 3:44 PM (#470386 - in reply to #470383)
Subject: RE: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???




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lambeau - 12/13/2010 3:19 PM

Doug and wildly unlikely claims/plans seem to go together. the past few years he's been saying he wasn't going to guide anymore either...and that one lasts until about the first weekend every summer and then all of a sudden it's 30 straight days guiding in October!

 



I've heard that "cutting back on the guiding" plan, but that was Doug's planning.
This winter I think we are talking about Mama's Planning, not quite the same thing.

Luckily, I think Happy Hour will still be observed regularly at the Johnson household. Or Happy Hour and a Half, or Happy Two Hours. Some traditions ARE cast in stone, no doubt.
BigMo
Posted 12/14/2010 8:15 PM (#470646 - in reply to #470356)
Subject: RE: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???




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Location: Clintonville, WI
His New Year resolution will be to fish more......Jan 1.

ToddM
Posted 12/14/2010 10:09 PM (#470658 - in reply to #470356)
Subject: Re: The Iffy Rehabilitation of Doug Johnson and How about a betting pool???





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Doug Johnson is the one person I have been trying to get to speak at our club but could never get him to commit. I hope that one day I can land this trophy seminar speaker. When I do, I will not bonk him on the head or put him on the stringer, I will let him go for others to enjoy. I will however get a replica made of Doug Johnson, so my question is, who would make the best replica?