The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!

Posted 5/7/2002 10:24 AM (#2322)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


The fear of being infected with the Curse is getting NUTZ....check out this excerpt from a conversation with the Dwarf! Pretty soon I will be exiled to fish alone...on out of the way waters, where no one can come in contact with my virus!!

Andrew says:
Sunday
Jason says:
Okauchee
Andrew says:
cool with me
Andrew says:
done, thanks
Andrew says:
will bring attitude
Andrew says:
and lunch
Jason says:
just dont TOUCH my boat
Jason says:
or curse it
Andrew says:
do i have to bring a skateboard and roll around on it?
Jason says:
lol
Andrew says:
or are you going to pull me in an inner tube?
Jason says:
that will work
Andrew says:
i figured

Even highly respected catchers of the Muskie fear me....

Slamr

Posted 5/7/2002 10:30 AM (#31714)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


Jason is nuts, why would he be scared to catch the virus. The only way you can get it is by posting to the same thread that Slamr posts on.

That is why I am anonymous. If I don't sign my name, I can't get infected.

Signed,
The Volleyball player who likes a 31 set.

Posted 5/7/2002 10:31 AM (#31715)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


They don't fear you, they fear that communicable disease you have [:p]

But seriously you may have that "thing" worse then many thought. I wasn't even in the same boat as you this weekend but did share the same water. Apparently that maloik you have can carry across the water![:(]

Posted 5/7/2002 10:32 AM (#31716)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Once you log in, you can't post as anonymous. I am so screwed.

Yaka shaka, nounie slamr.
Yaka shaka, nounie slamr.
Yaka shaka, nounie slamr.

Hopefully the chant will work.

Posted 5/7/2002 10:53 AM (#31717)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


An animal sacrifice of some type may be required. Consider all your options.

Posted 5/7/2002 11:38 AM (#31718)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


You see if you invite Slamr, he cant curse your rig. But if he invites you...then watch out....You might find the lake all iced up.[;)] [:bigsmile:]

Yes, I invited Slamr because all my real friends were busy..LOL[:bigsmile:]

Posted 5/7/2002 12:54 PM (#31719)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


I carry rubber gloves and a mask with me wherever I go just in case I run into Slamr. I have a rubber over my phone and keyboard in case he calls or emails. I take antibiotics in case he is an infection instead of a virus. I think his affects are starting to wear off because I saw a Musky this weekend. A couple more weeks of rest and I think I will have over come Slamritis.

Posted 5/7/2002 4:21 PM (#31720)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


The ONLY reason I am even considering going with you guys on Sun is to give BACK the curse.....I figure I have it from Webster (thus fishless on the WI opener) and now I can Give it back to him....

Can't get worse...can it??

Cory

Posted 5/7/2002 4:45 PM (#31721)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


I have no fear of Slamr....as long as he stays on his side on the Mississippi.....[;)]

BrianW[:bigsmile:]

Posted 5/7/2002 4:58 PM (#31722)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


Hey Brian I am on his side of the mississippi. GULP!! [:blackeye:]

Posted 5/8/2002 9:09 AM (#31723)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


I can't believe I missed this line on another thread: I still say that it's not too late to sacrifice his A$$ to the "MUSKY GODS"!!!!! (MuskyFever) And he's fishing with me on the 18th......The Dwarf and $1Painter out with me on this Sunday, and the little guy is ALREADY mentioning cement shoes over 80ft of water. BOYS JUST GET OUT AND POUND....that is the only cure to the curse; killing me isn't going to do it!!! Please?

Slamr

Posted 5/8/2002 10:07 AM (#31724)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


Cory,

I agree with you, that is why I am letting him in my boat "AGAIN"!!!!!![:0]
I figure it to be the only way to get rid of that nasty curse!!!!!![:knockout:]
But just in case it doesn't work, Jason are you bringing the cement or should I.
I will bring the wooden stake to drive through his "SHAKER"[:bigsmile:]

Posted 5/8/2002 10:26 AM (#31725)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


Fellas-

To rid one of the SLAMR curse. Try the following, worked for me.

1. Throw doughnuts at him in the boat
2. Throw coffee cake at him
3. Have him look in the livewell, you pull out a sucker and let it slap him in the face. It will sucker slime him, negating his powers!

This has worked for me!


Posted 5/8/2002 10:29 AM (#31726)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


Don't think R_H is kidding....all manner of things have been launched at me in his boat. And yet, I still catch more fish than him. Actually, let me think....NO, I never catch anything but dinks out of the BROWN Champion!!!

Slamr

Posted 5/8/2002 11:05 AM (#31727)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


Ahhhh SLAMR-

And you wonder why the dink title has become you. You cant insult the Champ by calling her Brown, she is Maroon, ya Maroon. She dont take lightly to insults. I insulted her once, she threw me overboard in 40 degree water. My brother insulted her once, she launched him too. Be careful what you say, she can hear you!

Posted 5/8/2002 11:51 AM (#31728)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


I will have tosay that I fear no curse!!!!!!!!!! Slamr, you have an open invite to come and fish in these here parts anytime. There I am opening myself up toall kinds of ridicule and torment, what the heck do you suppose I am thinking. Oh by the way did I mention that with non paying guests there is no smoking, chewing or catching more fish than the host in my boat? LOL, you did not think that I was serious did you? he he he he he [:devil:]

Let 'em all go.....Mike

Posted 5/8/2002 11:53 AM (#31729)
Subject: The Fear is Becoming Hysteria!!!!!


No smoking? No fishing with Slamr....
And R_H, I don't fear the bass sticker toting Champion, regardless of her true color. If I haven't fallen out of my POS rig, or out of Boro's old Starcraft, then your Champ doesn't scare me.

Slamr