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| Tired of slinging huge baits all day...explaining to the wife why there is no room in your house for anything but fishing gear...lugging 257lbs.9ozs. around every weekend...tired of seeing the same 'ol peeps catching all the fish + having their pics splattered on every outdoor publication in the U.S. + Canada...tired of seeing these same peeps getting rich off bait/tackle endorsements...tired of your friends + family snickering + commenting on the time/money you spend on your chosen sport...WELL...your time has come my friend 'cause all that is about to change!!!
Introducing the "Fish Charmer", research so far ahead of its time even MuskyIllini + JLong can't comprehend! An idea that will not only change but revolutionize the world of fishing as we know it.....
A simple yet intricate package that is quaranteed to put fish in your boat or from the bank every time you go! The principle of this exciting new product hails from the ancient form of "snake charming" + works just as well on fish, birds + small mammals. I discovered it last month when my boss confronted me while I was playing a Zampher tune on a small plastic flute I carry in my back pocket at work...as I began to play softly + move my head back + forth, he suddenly calmed down + began to bob + weave...keeping my eyes on him I kept playing + lead him across the office floor to a mail tub + threw a sack over his head...he was completely mesmorized, so apparently it will also work on spud headed people too!
Package includes:
-1 Musky shaped Fish Flute
-1 Turban
-1 Silk Scarf
-1 Treated Net
-1 Pair of Sandals
-1 Disposable Camera w/ flash/ timer
All for the low introductory offer of only 3 easy not hard at all to pay payments of $19.99... this is the closest thing to a free lunch you'll find so don't let this one pass you by!
Call Steve Worrall/Jason smith at home for details....
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| Sponge we take visa and mastercard...too[:bigsmile:] |
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| Sponge,
*Does this work on Girlfriends/Wives?
*How much extra is the Beckmen Musky Basket?
-Phil Cali |
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| One word of warning...don't take your eyes off your quarry....I did + the clown tried to slither up me pants leg![:(] [:sun:]
** Works on all women 18 to 80, blind silly or crazy![;)] |
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| If I was wearing that turbon, I'd be a little wary... some of those patriotic lures might be slung my way, thinking I was someone else.
Rob
www.aintgonnagethooked.com |
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FISH CHARMER PACKAGE