MuskieFIRST on pace for the future!

Posted 4/17/2002 10:02 PM (#922)
Subject: MuskieFIRST on pace for the future!


Today the MuskieFIRST satalite was launched. Zach sent it up to space from his back yard with Steve Worrall at the control tower. The launch was almost perfect and on time, but of course they forgot to light to fuse and had to do the countdown all over again.

With this new technology in space we will be able to provide the best muskie fishing coverage on the planet. The plan is when the program is finished, that you will be able to dial up your GPS cordinates to the satalite and the satalite will film you. The folks on site will be interactive with you. It will be like fishing with everyone here at the same time. Imagine "sponge bob" telling you to drop that Suick and pick up the TR twitcher and pitch it near that lily pad. Everyone typing out on site telling you what to pitch and where. The words will show up on the MuskieFIRST console dash board computers sold seperatly by Lawrance/Dell.

The interactive membership dream can be yours for $1,500,000 US dollars for the yearly membership satalite hookup.

The MuskieFIRST computers by Lawrance/Dell with GPS, remote modom, waterproff, voice reconition(including KY drawl), favorite muskie fishing tunes, video and sound run by a pentium 10 computer that fits on the dash of your console in your boat is only $2,500,000 US dollars. Comes with a one year warrenty. Set up and prep by Zach sold seperatly.

Imagine the posibilties!! You have never fished for muskies before in your life. Now the folks on site can walk you through (interactive) step by step to your first 50" muskie.

You must purchase the computer to be able to use the service. It a great deal. We will even through in a MF hat and sticker to the first 10 folks that buy the computer and sign up for the yearly membership.[:bigsmile:]

Please pay in advance, the program should be up and running by 2010.[;)] [:bigsmile:]

So I was a little late...APRIL FOOLS!!!!

[:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:]

Posted 4/18/2002 4:58 AM (#29618)
Subject: MuskieFIRST on pace for the future!


Sign me up dude...don't kid yourself....many of you think of me as a southern dummie that couldn't survive w/out a smart wife....wellllll......in an attempt to be modest I have kept secret my vast knowledge of cyber intelligence + the communication fields....I have been on the cutting edge of the scientific world for 2 decades now + under the scrutiny of some of the finest technical minds in Eastern Europe...it takes me 5 minutes to do what it takes most of you 2.7 yrs. to figure out technical wise...sorry to toot my own horn but the microwave is on + the back of me head is getting warm! This my friends is NOT an April Fools joke...this is FACT,.,.,.,.,.[:sun:]

Posted 4/18/2002 9:45 AM (#29619)
Subject: MuskieFIRST on pace for the future!


Do you take an out of state,two party check with a possibilty of having insufficent funds??? Can you send out the stickers just in case would clear.[:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] I'am sorry couldn't pass this one up.Blummer
Hope this doesn't discourage any future business transactions with me.[;)]