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| We've all got those sayings when they're eating and when they're not.Spit 'em out!
"She'll make ya famous"(My new favorite)
"Here fishy, fishy"
"Eat it you B%$##"
"I'm feelin' fishy"--That's ok, a little vagisil will clear that up(For PK, Duck and Cady)
"Stupid Fish"
"There was this one time......"
"There are no small fish in Mille Lacs"-" That 34" follow was really 52". Your eyes must be bad."
"There are no small fish spots on Mille Lacs"
" I'm gonna have the biggest garage sale in the history of garage sales"
"As far as I KNOW, they still can't read and they don't watch videos"
"Oooh, they'll bite on that"-and any other line from the Greatest Muskie Film Ever Made"--"That's right, I said calendar periods and they're a lot different than the calendar periods you...and ...I ...live by"
"....And your cousin is a Northern Pike!!!!!!"
"And your mama dresses you in stripes!!!"
"Bombs away"
"Time to get medieval on they a$$e$"
"Drop Bombs on 'em"
"C'mon baby, we just want to take a few neked pictures"
There's a few. Steve
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Location: Waconia, MN | "Joe Bucher's Moon Secrets, my a$$!" |
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| "*@#$!@#!@!!, *!$!#!##!@!?!"!"@!??!@" |
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| "guess they don't read Musky Hunter!"
"I'd stick my **** in the water if I thought it would make a difference!... yeah, but we ain't bluegill fishin!"
"There's no ***** fish in this lake. If there are they're either stupid or dead" |
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Location: Contrarian Island | *"what the #*** are you doing???"
as boat partner is trying to pull himself back in the boat after falling out picking up a sucker rod...and no that wasn't me!
*"could be a trollllllllin day"
*"it's go time"
*"if feels fishy"
*"if I were a musky I'd eat that"
*"If I don't catch a fish today I'm selling it all"
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| I guess we shuda been here last week!
The fish in this lake don't eat those.
Those guys aren't fishing that spot right.
Muskies don't eat after mindnight.
You don't deserve a fish if you have to troll for it. |
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| "Quit smelling it and just eat it"
"OOOOOH she looks hungry" |
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Location: Yahara River Chain | Guest - 9/5/2007 4:04 PM
The fish in this lake don't eat those.
Well what'd ya know, they do eat those. |
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Location: Tomahawk, Wisconsin | " notice which way the net is pointing"
" unt pike"
" that bi$$#% was in stealth mode"
" she's gonna have a sore mouth tomorrow"
more to be added soon.......................... |
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| "You horny @#$%^, SUCK IT DOWN!!!!"....... hey, Steve asked!!! lol!!
"Next time you follow I'm going to drop kick your @#$ boatside."
"Your mother is a carp [insert favorite "trash" species]."
"I'm gettin twitchy."
"Tippy topwater time."
"Dat boy is en fuego."
Most of the other stuff is rated R, and even more is improvised on the water. Good thread! |
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| how about...
"come out and play you mother f***ers, we just want to take your pictures!" - from a AML guide who shall remain anonymous
or...
"dude, i got a big weed!" (as my buddy is pulling in his first musky ever on his first cast of the day - second time out) |
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| "one more cast & we'll move" (that is a good multi-species tactic....but you can't say it to try to get a bite, just like you can't wash your car to make it rain.)
I use "here fishy fishy", too. Doesn't work as well as the previous.
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Location: Elk River, Minnesota | "OOOOOOHHH She's HOT!!"
Steve
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Location: Lake Tomahawk, WI | Guest - 9/5/2007 4:04 PM
You don't deserve a fish if you have to troll for it.
Obviously never trolled. Thorpe, Thomas, Wiley, Radloff would have a good laugh at that one.
JS
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Location: Kentucky | As my partner reels in a bait full of weeds I say " Tearing up their nests will just pi$$ them Off" !!
Or " I'm tired of straining water all day !"
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| After boating one on a small bait.
" You know elephants do eat peanuts." |
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Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water | You got that in your mouth. I took a leak on it earlier.
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Location: Brookfield, WI | "Faster. Slower. A little to the right. More to the right. Now left. More to the left. Your other left, idiot."
Tuffdaddy and Slamr giving me boat driving instructions while trolling for salmon. It's lucky I make big sandwiches.
Kevin
I'm low on blood and very itchy. |
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| "Joe Bucher's "moon secrets" say the fish should be biting right now...."
We also like the quote from Mean Gene Miller, the pontoon troller "Look, even Grandma can catch them on Mille Lacs..."
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"I'm switching to a cowgirl, the internet people say all I have to do is throw one on and I'll start catching fish..." |
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Location: New Berlin,Wisconsin,53151 | "THIS LAKE is a SEWER"
"Here kitty, kitty. kitty...don't make me call out the dog out on ya"
Boy that's a fat fish
Netman
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Location: Elko - Lake Vermilion | %^$#!!!!! That was a pig.!!
Dough.!!.........Stupid Fish......
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Location: Elk River, Minnesota | 1700ss - 9/5/2007 6:03 PM
After boating one on a small bait.
" You know elephants do eat peanuts."
Now that there is funny!!
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | No problem with the sayings, but trying to get around the foul language filter will get your post zipped...
mine:
What fish?
Cast over by that rock...there's ALWAYS a fish by that rock.
Slamr, the net is on my head...
There's one...come on, sweetheart... |
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Location: Racine, Wi | How about,
Faster!!! Faster... Faster!!!!
Dude, she's gonna eat!!!!
Hey, did ya bring the ninja masks?
Dude, stop fishing that thing like a puss, you have to rip it like this.....
Awe man, dude, put some cloths on!!! (it was hot, what can I say) |
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| "the rain god is a wuss!"
"did you bring the camera?"
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Location: Sun Prairie, WI | If I get one more besides the one I'm waiting on, I'll have two for the day!
What the (^*(%^) is this the Dead Sea? |
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Location: Wishin I Was Fishin' | Hoist Em'....even is the name for my boat too.
From an old lady perch jerking in another boat fishin the weed line we were working, "It sounds like you guys are throwing bricks in the water".
Pink is my favorite color....(Aerosmith song)...That is what we were singing when a guy and his hot wife dressed in pink cut us off.
Would you hurry up and hoist one, I need a whiskey!
Me to the guy that called Norm to come take a picture of him and his 43" on Monday, "How much do you charge?" |
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Location: minneapolis | I just want to drag you around by the lips for a while and then let you go  |
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Location: ohio | I'll be back,,, ( in your best arnold voice)
( after a missed hook up ),,I think that was a snag,,,,,,Yea, a snag with teeth !
There aint no way he caught that fish on that bait !
Edited by Tiger 9/5/2007 10:58 PM
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Location: Grand Rapids, MI | "Catching fish on a Weagle is like sex with the lights on."
"If we have to troll to catch fish you can take me to shore."
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| Where the hell am I and how'd I get here? One more bait in a tree JT and your swiming back to the landing. A follow is just like kissing your cousin. Dave |
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Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water | kiss and dismiss (i kiss all the muskys that grace my boat, except for Lollietta's PB when she bit me. She is lucky she was not spanked, the fish, that is).
"Cleo needs to go ashore"
"She's got the Jack" (ac/dc)
"This Aint a scene, it's a G-#*^@ed arms race"
One more:
"FUDGE" (as yelled by me, the first night of the 2007 spring outing, after losing a HUGE fish on a suzy sucker. There were panfisherman in the area.) Lolleitta can verify that I said fudge, and not F#$%. |
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Location: Madison Wi. Chain | My two favorite "Keep your wit's about you Men!"
"Its the bewitching hour!" |
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Location: Madison, WI | "What's a double ten?"
you know a cowgirl....
"What's a cowgirl?"
<While talking to muskie fisherman at the Mille lacs launch>
"There's boats to the left.. ..There's boats to the right... There's boats EVERYWHERE!!!
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| No matter the weather conditions: hot, humid, cool, cold, sunny, cloudy, rainy, snowy, windy, dead calm, fog, late, early, mid-day, dark of night, etc...
Fish or no fish in the boat...doesn't matter...
"What a great day to be on the water."
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| Here mucky, mucky, mucky |
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Location: Pelican Lake/Three Lakes Chain | "We just want to play a little tug of war, if we win we'll just take your picture and put you back."
"C'mon you lockjawed green slimey son's of ......"
and my favorite....."Game on" (reserved for post hookset only) |
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Location: Stevens Point, Wi. | When I said they're relating to rocks, I meant the ones in the water. Same goes for timber.
After a nasty, mid cast lure stoppage from one of those professional overruns, "knot check". |
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Location: Mauston, Wisconsin | Said immediately after lure lands in tree and you get the lure to jump out of the tree. "That's the infamous Yooper Squirrel Cast that I learned from Ranger".
Said after observing other's doing something stupid. "What does that idiot think he's doing?" or " He'd have a problem playing find your foot!"
Said most frequently for follower's. "Eat it you fat pig, let's dance!"
Have fun!
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| "This is the best looking lure that I never use", refering to a Burmek B-1. |
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| All we have to do is pour a little to the fish gods and we'll get one. |
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| If I get friggin' skunked on this lake one more time I'm gonna have to bathe in tomato juice.
Edited by mskyranger 9/6/2007 11:13 AM
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| I just want to take your picture !!
Come on fish, moooove a little bit !!
That thing should not make it back to the boat ! (after you make the ideal cast)
Back cast.
Speed it up - B.N.
The name of the game is flame.
Are we drifting or are we trolling?
Hooks are sharp. ( after partner get's too close to you on the back cast)
That's the stupidest bait you could throw. ( used for karma to get the fish to eat something)
Living the Dream!
Cross her eyes !!
Pike water, we're out of here !!
Contact ! ( when a fish comes in, or misses the bait)
Nope !!
Steve Ruhmann
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| "Come on, you toothy #$%^&*^!"
"Eat eatit, EAT IT!!!!"
"Holy Balls did you see that!?!?"
recent observaition: last night the mosquitos were so bad, one grabbed the bug spray bottle right out of my hand, chugged it, then threw the crumpled bottle at my head and flew away! We laft right after that. |
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| From one day in the Jonesi boat last fall. I brought my older brother with, who was going after career muskie #1.
"SSSShhhhhhoooooooooooooo..........................plooooosh!" Noise my bro made imitating the sound of the cast. I just about sent him overboard after the 100th time.
"Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh" & Duuuuuude!" Jonesi response to most comments.
"Guess we didn't want that one...." Steve on watching a fish follow my bros bait, which he wasn't paying attention to and did not see. That one still makes me laugh!
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| after sleeping off a hang over... "i bet if we'd gotten up earlier we'd have 2 fish by now." |
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| after a long weekend and 40+ hours on the water of catching nothing.... im pretty sure we are the worst muskie fishermen ever.
we could always go pike fishing
what should i cast? bright day bright bait. shut up ben that never works |
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Location: Madison Wi. Chain | A cast that hits shore or a tree and is snagged and you get out, the saying goes "Nice save Cordero!"
A cast that get snagged on shore or a tree and you can't get it out, the saying goes "Nice Save Turnblow!" |
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Location: West Chester, OH | "She'd have looked good in a picture w/me" - a missed fish or nice follow
"I like to warm up before I catch a big one" - release of a short fish
"It's a good thing we just like to fish" - action is really slow
"Are you here to fish or just screw around?" - one of us isn't fishing hard enough to suit the other. |
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Location: north west wisconsin | "you catch one yet" - slow day
" dad i saw bubbles over there it was a huge muskie!!!" my five year old on his first muskie trip |
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| to my dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad big fish dad big fish holy balls big fish dad dad
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| "Hey how much does a cowgirl cost?" To a fellow musky fishermen last season. Followed by laughter and "That depends on what state your in and how long you want her for." |
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| There are too many that can't be posted here due to graphic language , but there are a few others ....
" Oy Vay !! " Muskie Mike when he's had enough b.s. for the day !!
" we just wanna see your pretty smile !! "
" There's only 1 fish in this lake "
" If we catch a fish we're screwed , there's a ton of crap piled on the net "
" There's way too much crap in this boat "
" I'm gald we bring so much crap and only use 3 baits all day "
" We need more ice bro "
" I know why we're not catching anything , forgot to give some to the fish " (beer)
" You need one ?? " ( beer )
" Hodag " ( inside joke )
" I don;t know why I do this "
" I think the one fish in this lake climbed a tree or something "
" eye candy .. 3 o'clock bro !! "
That's only a few ... And since my ride has no tunes , there's usually alot of REALLY bad singing going on !! I can only imagine what other people say about us clowns .. but we're havin' fun ... that's all that matters !!!
Oh yeah ... forgot one ... " man this doesn't suck !!! " |
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Location: Des Moines IA | I was wondering how long it would take for Jeremy to ring in on this one ..... My favorite is
" Oy Vey!!!, I just ran my 30 F%&^in' dollar glider through the trollin motor!!!!! |
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| When It's finally time to go in...
It's usually just about then somebody says "Two hundred more casts, then I'm over it...." |
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| Shake your a$$ Barbie.
Giver'!
Eat!!
Wanna go to heaven?
I think maybe....
So....now what?
Look at this $h!t mix.
You're an idiot Jedd.
F#@k you too fish. |
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| "I got 'em down deep, where the big ones sleep"
OR
"I got her up shallow, where the big girls wallow"
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Location: Sheboygan, WI | 1) Durring a fig. 8 Na na na an an....you cant't eat me.
2) When looking for BIG fish...Time to go dance with the BiG Girls.
3) Don't want to eat ya just want to meet ya.
4) Suck on my suick...suck on my suick...
bigger than a bread box smaller than a Buick.
5) I have a 10 spot for anyone in this lake that wants to try and bite my jackpot
in half.
Mark
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| After a long and hard three days up in MN. One of our guys from camp says after another fishless day.
How about I throw my whole #*^@ tackle box in and let them decide what they want to eat.
It has stuck ever since and is usually said at least a dozen times every year over there.
couple more
You blew that one ( after pulling topwater out of fishes mouth)
I just got strummed.
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Location: mad chain | your just one cast away from being a hero
lets drain this lake and make a parking lot
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| Theres no such thing as a musky, its a pike in costume |
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Look at the smile on that one!
time to make an offering
just one follow is all I need 
snap their necks and cross their eyes, come eat this jerkbait you despise
I'll be gentle..... really, I will.
I think we need a pre-musky warm-up. (whiskey) sorry Joe it usually works!
I'll lick the next musky's pooper that comes in the boat! and jared never does.
wheres your mama baconstrip?
a few things that get thrown around in my boat, usually brew enhanced! good laughs for sure. |
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| "I think this Lake winterkilled last year" |
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| These are great guys keep em going. "BOATSIDE!" after losing a pig- "if you would have landed her, you would be a household name up here." landing one- "It looked a lot bigger before the net." "you know the net takes off a few inches" my favorite- "ok fish, Who wants to play 'Hide the Trebles?'" |
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Location: God's Country......USA..... Western Wisconsin | I can't get a friggin bite I guess all the STUPID ONES have been caught.
I find it hard to believe that I can cast so many times in a row in the wrong spot. |
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Location: Kronenwetter, WI | "Here's a fish!!!! Here's a fish!!!!......Here's a fish!!!!.....#*#*...there she goes..."
"The cling-clanging is driving me INSANE!!!!!!!" Me to my boat partner at Midnight on Vermillion listening to 6 other boats nearby tossing double-10's... |
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| "Id say that fish was warm to quite warm.."
"OOOO I wonder how muskies like Ball Dawgs."
"Hiiiiiiiiittttt the water"
" I think im about ready for a money time chew"
"Whats that boat throwing?
"Cowgirls"
"What about that one?"
"Cowgirls"
" and that one?"
"Im not sure...but it sounds like a cowgirl"
"If i catch one more piece of floating millfoil with my topwater I am going to choke every jetskier on this lake"
"...and for the Muskies tonight we will be serving rubber with 2 sides of trebel hook."
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Location: Grand Rapids, MI | Ho fo sho.
That's what you get for trying to lip a muskie. |
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Location: Central Wi. | At 2:45, "they usually start feeding at 3 on this lake."
At 3:15, "they usually start feeding at 3:30 on this lake."
After my partner snaps on a bait out of my box, "you hook a fish on that bait, I'm cuttn' your line.
Overheard from a nearby boat, "look at the size of that guys bobber." |
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| Here PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY . HERE PIGGY, PIGGY PIGGY !!!
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Location: The desert | "Hit it again, I dare you" Then when it doesnt...."Aw you're just a chicken" |
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Location: WESTERN WI | "What do you mean it came off"
"Why don't you eat you stupid freckled #@##'s"
"For a second there, whew! I don't want to imagine how big a fish would be to load my rod like that submerged tree trunk down there did" |
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Location: Minneapolis,Minnesota | Chris H - 9/6/2007 1:17 PM
From one day in the Jonesi boat last fall. I brought my older brother with, who was going after career muskie #1.
"SSSShhhhhhoooooooooooooo..........................plooooosh!" Noise my bro made imitating the sound of the cast. I just about sent him overboard after the 100th time.
"Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh" & Duuuuuude!" Jonesi response to most comments.
"Guess we didn't want that one...." Steve on watching a fish follow my bros bait, which he wasn't paying attention to and did not see. That one still makes me laugh!
Chris
I think you mean?
"Yeeeaaahhh man" and "Reeeaally" |
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| she has got to be here, this is where we send the mail very week |
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| After Landing a nice ski near (not too close) some pan fishermen that weren't doing too good. They asked us to move because our large baits were scaring all the fish away. It had nothing to do with the large predatory game fish that was swimming under their boat. |
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In the words of Greg L.
"This is a great looking spot! Too bad the muskies don't know about it. |
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Location: Bloomington, MN | Not a phrase, but an interesting comment/observation my friend made on Webster a few years ago concerning 20+ boats, and most of the anglers were tossing white Bulldawgs. "Take a look at all the flying fetuses!" |
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-You better not poop in my boat fish
-Another champagne = beer
-My hands feel like chewed up, cold bubble gum
-Pass the fish finder
-Get the net Paco!!!
-Hot corner c'mon up
-Fancy boat, hot shot, know it all with all the answers...back in my day (Kernal frost bite guide service who is our imaginery third party guest) |
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| ahhhh yes Dan reminded me of one of my usuals yesterday...
"That'll get em" as your boat partner is about falling out of the boat in the waves butchering what is suppose to be a figure 8
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| "Check it out, it looks like a giant sperm" - in reference to all white or cisco colored Bulldawgs. |
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| "its lunge time"
"reveal your naked body to me"
"wet the net"
"stuck it to her good"
"grab the net, its a big one" |
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Location: St. Louis, MO., Marco Is., FL, Nestor Falls, ON | The fishing is so good I thought I was here last week. |
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| Shhhhhh.... I've got a bite.
"Ya gotta get on top of them."
Jeremy log
"C'mon BOOM!"
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