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1. You don't have to hide your fishing magazines
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with once in a while
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about fishing
4. If your partner takes pictures of you fishing in your Tuffy, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet if you become famous
5.Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with years ago
6. It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger
7. When you see a really good fisher person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing in a Tuffy together
8. If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you fish with someone else
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself
10. When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop
11. You can have a fishing calender on your wall at work, tell fishing stories, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for harassment
12. There are no fishing-transmitted diseases
13.If you want to watch fishing on television, you can have your children present
14. Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life
15. Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses interest
16. Your fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think about?" | |
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| Great Post, but your intial premise is all wrong, or at least you are with the wrong woman! | |
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| 17- You can fish every day of the week if you want too.
18- You can fish all 4 weeks of the month.
19- You can fish with different partners at the same time and not be looked at as been kinky.
20- You can still catch 4 or 5 fish a day in your late 30s.
21- You can fish 14 hours one day and be ready to go the next morning and the next and so on.
22- with fishing it is a good thing to get a big fat ugly girl.
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| Steve, if I'm with the wrong woman, I must be a slow learner, because she's put up with me for 33+ years. | |
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| 23) If your partner no longer wishes to fish with you, you don't lose half your stuff.
24) You don't have to support your ex-parnters fishing trips.
25) Your ex-partner does not get boat visitation every other weekend.
26) You can play with your rod in public.
27) Nobody cares what you do with your tally whacker.
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| I did'nt know fishing is better than sex. I must be doing somthing wrong.
Later
Jim[:devil:] | |
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| 28)Don't have to change the sheets.
29) Your family pet can join while your fishing.
Brian s | |
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| 30.) If you laugh at your partner on the water, you're probably off to a good start.
31.) If you get some "satisfaction" from getting "some", you can smirk and smile even if your partner doesn't get any.
32.) If your partner comes CLOSE a few times, but never really gets one in the boat, and you do, chances are you won't have to cuddle them to make up for it.
33.) If your partners have names like Running_Hot, Driveway, Boro, and Lunch_BOX, you're still weird, but chances are you get dumb with them on the water, and not in Cyber Chat Rooms....though that really doesn't sound much better.
34.) If your partner makes you lunch for the day....you don't have to get a sore tongue and a mad urge to pee from saying thank you. Not blowing a net job or rigging their suckers usually does the trick.
35.) If your day on the water turns out to be less than you expected, you can tell all your partners. In sex you tell anyone that; you may be fishing without a rod forever....
36.) Mope and pout around the house long enough, the wife may force you to get out on the water....when is the last time your wife/girlfriend/life partner (didn't want to leave you out Driveway) made you have sex because you where being a lazy a** around the house?
37.) If your fishing partner's gear doesn't work as planned, laughing is actually required....
38.) (To steal a line from Lunch_Box) "All I have to do is buy/bring Lunch, and I meet new partners"...in sex this usually requires talking and acting nice.
39.) If no one gets any during a day on the water, you can say "We'll do it better next time, we learned a few things today", and actually believe that things will improve.
40.) Committment to a fish lasts about as long as committment should: about 5 minutes for a good bit of action, they calm down once you get them in the net, cause as little pain to get them off the hook and out of your boat, they swim off and never come back....and to boot, everyone thinks you are respectable for letting them all go.
Slamr
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| My prioritys have always been screwed up, at 13yrs old me and my buddys explored an old south mpls grain elevator and discoverd the night watchmens office. after digging around one of my buddys discovered a box with the greatest treasure a 13yr old could have,,he turned it over and spewed the contents on the floor "GLORIOUS' about 50 copies of playboy,hustler,stag,etc it gets lonely being a night watchmen,,,Well it was like a fumble in the superbowl everybody dived in everyman for himself,,,, I was the first one in but only got one issue but it WAS the one I targeted,,,,1972 sports afield fishing annual,,after tha tmy buddys knew there was no hope for me | |
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WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX