A little musky humor- add yours!
muskynightmare
Posted 5/28/2006 6:17 AM (#194005)
Subject: A little musky humor- add yours!





Posts: 2112


Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water
You have a revalation that your in too deep when.........

If you have ever super-glued yourself to a bulldawg.

Even your dog begs you to go back to the launch.

On opening morning, you sing "It's the most wonderful time of the year".
guest
Posted 5/28/2006 6:45 AM (#194006 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!


When you have pictures of the muskies you caught on your desk instead of your wife/kids.

If you have a bumper sticker that reads "The fat girls put up the best fights."

If you have had a bulldawgs tail rip off because it was frozen to the boat.

If your kids asks for a sucker and you reply "No, musky season isn't open yet."
big gun
Posted 5/28/2006 7:11 AM (#194007 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!




Posts: 462


Location: Madison Wi. Chain
When your lure lands on ice instead of water.

Your worst fears are losing a big fish.

You know the name of every muskie lake in the entire state.

A night out is spent casting.



esox50
Posted 5/28/2006 8:05 AM (#194010 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!





Posts: 2024


Breaking up with your girlfriend came about as a direct result from you putting the phone down to net a fish.

Fat females are your idea of a perfect girl.

You hardly have any fingernails left from testing your hooks.

"Musky knuckle" becomes your badge of honor.

You begin your day by visiting six different muskie forums... beginning of course with M1st.

You need a cortizone shot just to make it through a week on LOTW.

You figure 8 bass.
sworrall
Posted 5/28/2006 8:16 AM (#194011 - in reply to #194010)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!





Posts: 32958


Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin
Your Honeymoon is too a Muskie Camp.

Your anniversary date is for your biggest muskie

Your wife fishes muskies just so she can see you once in awhile

You roll out of bed from dreaming you set the hook, more than just once
rpieske
Posted 5/28/2006 12:42 PM (#194024 - in reply to #194010)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!





Posts: 484


Location: St. Louis, MO., Marco Is., FL, Nestor Falls, ON
esox50 - 5/28/2006 8:05 AM

You need a cortizone shot just to make it through a week on LOTW.

You figure 8 bass.


Oh...oh! I had a cortisone shot in the elbow and the knee befor I left. I'm in trouble.
kreegz
Posted 5/28/2006 12:56 PM (#194027 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!




Posts: 162


Location: East Troy, WI
You figure 8 bass.

caught my self doing that the other day with a jig...
kevin cochran
Posted 5/28/2006 1:13 PM (#194028 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!




Posts: 374


Location: Bemidji
Every year you have to find a girlfriend by MN opener to watch your dog, mow your yard, and keep your house clean because you will be on the water every day!
luckymusky
Posted 5/28/2006 8:04 PM (#194043 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!




Posts: 626


Location: ashtabula ohio
when....the load rating for your boat is exceeded....with no one in it....
Musky_Slayer
Posted 5/28/2006 10:16 PM (#194047 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!




Posts: 280


Location: Pewaukee WI
your pulse triples everytime its overast and drizzley even when season is closed.

Muskaluck
Posted 5/29/2006 10:47 AM (#194079 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!


When you make and troll baits up to 31" hoping to end this World Record controversy!
Got Esox?
Posted 5/29/2006 12:50 PM (#194088 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!





Posts: 350


Location: WESTERN WI
When your entire world evolves around Musky Fishing 365 days ayear, 24/7, and you wouldn't have it any other way.
The Yeti
Posted 5/30/2006 11:33 AM (#194194 - in reply to #194005)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!


When you understand why Cady got out...
ckarren
Posted 5/30/2006 11:51 AM (#194198 - in reply to #194011)
Subject: RE: A little musky humor- add yours!





Location: Duluth, MN - Superior, WI
sworrall - 5/28/2006 8:16 AM

You roll out of bed from dreaming you set the hook, more than just once


One up Steve, set the hook in your sleep and throw your wife out of bed. She was mad!!

Take you wife muskie fishing for the first time and she thinks she broke her wrist from netting your fish. She said, “I did not think it would get that mad. The F#*%!^* thing nearly yanked me out of the boat!!!!”