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Location: Oregon | Just wanted to tell the moderators that I love the "random quotes" posted on this site. I guess I find them entertaining because I have heard most of them at some point in my fishing career. Very well done M1!!
jed v.
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | Glad you like them sir. Add your own!! |
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Location: Eagle River, Alaska | One of my fathers favorites, "Son, remember, wherever you are, that's where your at."
Lee Wight |
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Location: God's Country......USA..... Western Wisconsin | How about one of my oldest friends favorites, "No matter where you go, there you are". |
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Location: S.W. WI | You Can't get there from here. |
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| You can't get to the top of the hill without a few arrows hanging from your ass.
Edited by musky39 1/18/2006 10:05 PM
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Location: Stevens Point, WI | YOU CAN'T SAVE PEOPLE FROM THEMSELVES!! My favorite that really holds true in the healthcare industry. |
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Location: Oregon | How sure am I? "As sure as a wet dog's gonna shake".
Jed V. |
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| You cool man??
"Cool as the other side of the pillow homie" |
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Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water | losing a musky bait is like losing your best friend. |
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Location: The desert | If you dont know where to start, go back to the beginning!
Everything free, is worth savin up for!
Big bucks make big tracks, store that away for a rainy day!
Mike |
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Location: Pigeon Forge TN. | " Words are like bullets, once fired, you can't take it back"
" It's no fun getting old" |
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Location: Athens, Ohio | PunchandJudy: "Just have to shorten your cast about 8"- Mikie and Mauser at Cave Run
my very favorite. m |
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Location: Eau Claire, WI | "If it wasn't like this, it'd be different"..? |
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Location: Pigeon Forge TN. | Hate being bald?
Remember this;
"God only made so many perfect heads, after that he started putting hair on them". |
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Location: New Berlin,Wisconsin,53151 | One from a Great Guide friend "Were not getting off this lake until we catch a fish, I don't care if it takes all night" we finally called it a night at 3:30 am.
"Captain MIke"
Bruce |
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Location: Duluth, MN - Superior, WI | Stan,
My Grandpa always told me he was bald from all the U-turns under the sheets!!
One from my Mom, “Life is like toilet paper, it goes quicker when you get closer to the end.”
-Corey
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Location: Roscoe IL | Don't mistake effort for sucess.
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind |
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Location: Algonquin, ILL | The fishing was so good I thought it was yesterday
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Location: Indianapolis | We have two ends with common link, with one we sit, with one we think, success depends on what we use, heads we win, tails we loose. |
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| Still my favorite....
"J.Sloan has been warned by Slamr"
J.Sloan |
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Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water | Free is as cheap as it gets. |
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Location: God's Country......USA..... Western Wisconsin | My own and still my favorite,
" God blessed every man with the same amount of hormones, if you youngsters want to use yours for growing hair that's alright, as for me, I have more important uses for them" .
Well maybe it isn't my own but it could be. |
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| Nothing intelligent ever entered any ones head through their mouth!! |
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Location: Elk River, Minnesota | "The world owes you nothing"
"What you get out of life depends on what you put into it"
Words that go a long way in the field of teaching, but are rarely taken seriously by our youth of today (as a general population) until it really counts...unfortunately.
Steve |
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| "If it was all about catching fish, musky fishing wouldn't exist. We'd all be bluegill fishermen." |
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| "Life's not fair - get over it!" |
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| Its only funny till someone gets hurt??? then its hillarious
when in doudt 'maipulate the data'
I used to care now I take pills for that |
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Location: Athens, Ohio | "Youth is wasted on the Young!" - restroom wall in the Smilin Skull Saloon, Athens.
m |
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| "Let's get down to brass tacks man....how much for the ape" |
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| I thought I was wrong once.....but I was mistaken |
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Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water | "Many a man's tounge has broken his own nose" |
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| Fishing in July:
"It's hotter out here than two rats f-ing in a wool sock!"
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Location: Ft. Wayne Indiana | When people try to describe something to you and they say,
"It's just like that, only different." |
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| "The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese..."
"One boy's a boy, two boys is half a boy and three boys is no boys..." as my late grandfather would say in refrence to myself and my cousins getting together and how the trouble we would get into increased exponentially, the more of us there were... |
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Location: West Chester, OH | Musky fishing is like ballet, except the fish never seems to know his part. |
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Location: lansing, il | you can get a good look at a steak by stickin your head up a cows @$$, but wouldnt you rather take the butchers word for it???---tommyboy |
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Location: Monee, Illinois | Classic...
You know the thing on the thing........ |
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Location: Elk River, Minnesota | "Preserve Wildlife...Pickle a squirrel!!"
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Location: oswego, il | Here is my new one on another site but will share it here:
"now I know how the chip got it's brown stain" |
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Location: Des Moines IA | Why are there random quotes on the main bait buliding forum page, and not any others? |
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| "when everyone agrees with me, there will be no argument" .... an olive branch to the world record groupies |
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Location: S. Wisconsin |
"You wonder if a fish goes home and exaggerates the size of the bait it stole"
-Bob Hope. |
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Location: Iowa City, Iowa | Reason & logic do not apply to most situations. |
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Location: Greenfield, WI | "In Muskie Fishing, the only rule is that there are no rules, and the best time to go is when you can!"
Another that I have also been saying for a million years (well, that in itself is a lie, it probably has only been a few hundred thousand years) is: "At-A-Boys go 10', Oh-#*#*s go round the world!" |
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| 1) Ahhh yes, the muskie fisherman...one with a weak mind and a strong back!
2) Quit your b!tching and get pitching!! |
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Location: The desert | "We cant stop here.....THIS IS BAT COUNTRY" |
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| "If it don't fit.......force it. If it breaks......It needed to be replaced anyway" |
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Location: Anchorage | "Knowledge is only accepted speculation." |
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Location: So. Illinois | The only way to get something out of nothing is to take the indefinte integral of zero. |
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| Cut it twice and it's still to short |
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| "Stupidity- doing the same thing over and over expecting different results" Albert Einstein |
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| be reasonable do it my way
Larry Manning |
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Location: Yahara River Chain | "I don't have and anger problem, I got a problem with idiots"
Hank Hill |
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| "we were 10 miles outside of Barstow..." |
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Location: nappanee IN | "the only time something is work is when you'd rather be doin something else"
"the last time i heard that i fell off my dinosaur"
old fisherman never die, they just smell that way |
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Location: addison, il | your always a winner when its ace's high or a$$'es high. at least you know your gonna get paid and on the other hand she can be whoever you want her to be from behind. (s.v.b.)
muskies are like women you work your a$$ off for 8hrs for a 5 second ride.
shure looks like a good day to fish.
theres nothing like jammin the depth raider into the cabbage patch  ( s.v.b.)
come on babby just swallow my hawg. ( reef hawg ) ( s.v.b.)
muskies are like women. they consume your minds they take all your money they drive you crazy they never do what you want and they are just unpredictable. but yet we just cant live with out them they are always on are minds. (s.v.b.)
so many muskie's so little time.
should have been here yesterday?
there's no such thing as a stupid question / just stupid questions . or the question never asked as i like to say.
if we didnt like work we would be panfishermen not muskie fishermen. its all in a good days work that makes it all worth while. (s.v.b.)
im out for strains and grins . who needs numbers when you can have a hawg (s.v.b.) |
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Location: Stevens Point, Wi. | While fishing........ I'd rather be lucky than good. But my luck seems to increase with more time on the water?
While at work...... I'd rather be lucky than good. Long story...
At home..............I've got to be good in order to get lucky. 'nuff said! |
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