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| Got this and thought I'd pass it on, for what it's worth. enjoy. WARNING, OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE (hide the kids). m
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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you give more
than 100 percent of your effort. How about achieving 103 percent?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.
If the alphabet, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ,
can be represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% only
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% only
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, but attitude and bull**** will put you over the top
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| Mikie, you spend way too much time alone with a calculator...[:bigsmile:] [8)] [;)] | |
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| Strange but often true.If you keep this up Mike, we'll be seeing you on our next visit to see SpongeBob. Hours are from 2-4PM every Thureday. Please leave sharp object at the main office while visiting.
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Cabin fever? try math!