New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!

Posted 12/23/2001 5:29 AM (#2947)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Tickets please....get in line for the hottest bait to hit the tracks this up + coming spring....THE "AMTRAK"!! Seeing how the Super Top Raider has gained rave reviews, I awoke at 4:23a.m. this morning realizing this could be taken 1 step further....I flew from me resting place to the chicory source + immediately began to develope the bright light that took away my MUCH needed rest.....
This bait will come in 5 sections + will consist of an engine, 2 passenger sections, 1 dining car(of course) + a caboose! The sections will be interchangable depending upon the speed desired.....one can even start out w/ the caboose at the front for a reverse pass to show the fish a different look! Baits are offered pre-assembled or in a do-it-yourself package to save money....your choice!
The baits will be expensive...BUT....depending on your income, individual sections will be sold.....as you come upon more money, you can add to the bait until you have a comeplete set. Colors will vary and I hope to add an underwater version later in the year---> the "SUBWAY"...another potential world class fish catcher. So don't be "off track" this spring...order NOW!!!! All baits come w/ a warranty + are guaranteed to catch both fish AND fishermen! [:0] [:sun:]

Posted 12/23/2001 6:28 PM (#17431)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Sponge, what the heck will we do if the darn thing jumps the track? I would also like to know when the Subway is finally available, does it come with its own sandwich car?

Let Em Go...Let Em Grow.....Mike

Posted 12/23/2001 7:14 PM (#17432)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


hay i want to know what size batterys does it use and can i get it in flo pumpkin with flo purple spots and a waveing conductor.

Posted 12/23/2001 7:54 PM (#17433)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


No batteries folks....the bait is still somewhat primitive in the fact that one must reel the bait in....accesories will be added at a later date! The waving conductor is replacable + comes in a variety of nationalities....if it jumps track one can easily re-tune the bait w/ a tool set that is sold seperately....hopefully there is a light at the end of the tunnel! This bait comes w/ a circular track that can be set up under your Christmas tree + manually operated....as an added bonus coupons for Pay Day Candy Bars + Coke Colas will be included....[:sun:]

Posted 12/23/2001 9:31 PM (#17434)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Hey sponge, I see some of these amtrack trains running freight and passengers. If I buy one of these baits will I be stuck hooking up other peoples baits to it and if I hook a fish on someone esle's baits being pulled by mine, who's fish is it and who reels it in? Now when I throw this bait can I just throw it or do I have to go by a schedule? I would hate to be on prime structure, at prime time and have to wait ten minutes because of a schedule. I hope this does not derail your invention.[:0]

Posted 12/24/2001 12:08 PM (#17435)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Gee Todd...as if my life wasn't in a wreck already![;)] I'll check w/ Norfolk Southern to make sure there are no schedule violations...I just included a steam/scent tab on the locomotive prototype that will warn other baits/fishermen that a train is coming![:sun:]

Posted 12/24/2001 12:33 PM (#17436)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Sponge,
Who's waving the lantern in and out of the 7/0 shanks at the end of the Cabuse?

Posted 12/24/2001 1:08 PM (#17437)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Sponge, you forgot to mention the computer chip mounted in the tail section which records follows, hits, near misses, as well as the environmental conditions of each contact.
Wow! When you come out with a new bait you really include all sorts of previously unknown features!

Posted 12/25/2001 7:17 PM (#17438)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Could it be..

The new super bait to end all in every muskie attracting color available.

How much Sponge, will you have a three easy payment plan?

Posted 12/26/2001 1:46 PM (#17439)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Sponge,,can you make me one in jailbird color,that way if I switch the cars around the colr pattern will still be consistant,,huh,,see Im thinkin,,,also dont be surprised if you hear from Bill Schwartz's lawyer the slammer bait company already makes a bait called the loc a motive

Posted 12/26/2001 1:58 PM (#17440)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


LOL Hooker! The bait will be offered in black + re-named the "SOUL TRAIN"! My luck I'll get sued by MoTown.....Capt. Larry, the lantern waving conductor will be no other than a miniature replica of Sammy Davis Jr, personal friend of mine! Since I got a scanner for Christmas I may post the bait in progress....[:sun:]

Posted 12/26/2001 10:06 PM (#17441)
Subject: New Bait...ALL ABOARD!!!


Sponge, this bait may be what we need to get some hot porn stars in the musky world. We all know they like trains![:p]