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| Now that the board is semi-established + the fact that I''m bored what do you say we get stupid + prepare to stump the monkey!
Major Prize this month: Official Sponge Bob Shirt to be given away postage paid to the unfortunate winner;winner can e-mail me w/ shirt size.Questions are as follows:
- The condition "Apanthropy" is on the rise in our nation today; what does this mean?
- Lets'' say I''m figure 8ing + suddenly from underneath the boat a 58"er t-bones my bait; I rear back mightily to set the hook but the fish releases the bait + I find that the bait has lodged in my Zygoma.....where am I hooked?
- If there was Christmas in the pisces world, what fish would be Santa + why?
- Excuse- best 1 you give the spouse to go musky fish!
***Contest ends sometime next week, lets say the 20th of July. This contest is not intended to embarrass nor enrage those w/ an I.Q. of more than 75 but is being done to educate + help those that most need help; all you dudes/dudettes!
*Previous winners:[:0] [:bigsmile:] [:p] [:)] [:praise:]
*Those who didn''t play:[::)] [:(] [:((] [:knockout:] [:blackeye:] [:blackeye:]
***Additional Prize: Add to the already major prize this "1 of a kind" additional prize.... Today at a safety meeting the supervisors handed out black heavy duty nylon gym bags to each employee! Due to the fact that I''d die on my feet before living on my knees in that place + that I won''t be "bought" w/ cheap trinkets I hereby deem it as a prize. This item cannot be found in stores + is black in color. On 1 side it has "United States Postal Service" + the catchy slogan "Fly like an Eagle" underneath. We are supposedly 3 billion in the hole + they give out gym bags!LOL.....would be a good sack for the "dude stash"! That''s all. [:sun:]
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| 1)Apanthropy-melancholy characterized by a love of solitude
2)Zygoma is the bony area just under the eye across to the side of the eye
3)Undoubtably the Muskie! No other fish can bring as much joy to us as the muskie can. Even when someone else in the boat catches one, you are picked up emotionally! Everyday that we catch a muskie is Christmas!
4)Debbie, do you know what day it is? It is a day that ends in a "Y", it's time to go muskie fishing!(I am spoiled, it works almost everytime!) |
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| hey, I know I am barred from all contests on the site as an owner, but I would GLADLY BUY a Spongebob shirt, and I don''t even know what is on the thing!! Figure it will be good, whatever it is!![:bigsmile:] |
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On 7/10/2001 8:42:52 PM
Now that the board is semi-established + the fact that I'm bored what do you say we get stupid + prepare to stump the monkey!
Major Prize this month: Official Sponge Bob Shirt to be given away postage paid to the unfortunate winner;winner can e-mail me w/ shirt size.Questions are as follows:
- The condition "Apanthropy" is on the rise in our nation today; what does this mean?
- Lets' say I'm figure 8ing + suddenly from underneath the boat a 58"er t-bones my bait; I rear back mightily to set the hook but the fish releases the bait + I find that the bait has lodged in my Zygoma.....where am I hooked?
- If there was Christmas in the pisces world, what fish would be Santa + why?
- Excuse- best 1 you give the spouse to go musky fish!
***Contest ends sometime next week, lets say the 20th of July. This contest is not intended to embarrass nor enrage those w/ an I.Q. of more than 75 but is being done to educate + help those that most need help; all you dudes/dudettes!
*Previous winners:[:0] [:bigsmile:] [:p] [:)] [:praise:]
*Those who didn't play:[::)] [:(] [:((] [:knockout:] [:blackeye:] [:blackeye:]
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1. Melancholy characterized by a dislike of society; or a love of solitude. a.k.a. Unabomber motive.[:(] But probably the latter "love of solitude" for Muskie Hunters.
2. Ouch- that sucker's imbedded in your cheekbone[:0]
3. Gotta be Panfish- Usually the first fish most kid's catch & thus begins the lifelong pusuit of pisces & love of mother nature. Santa couldn't be a Muskie- to unpredictable, no guarantee he/she would show up on Christmas Eve. But for young Muskie Hunters the Muskie has to be the top of the Christmas wish list! [:p] [:praise:]
4. She's pretty good about planned expeditions. For unannounced expedition- The setup-Pull boat out of storage shed. Back it up onto garage apron. Go into garage & rummage around for few minutes. Go out to boat/w couple of tools & clean rag. remove motor cover, take tool(doesn't really matter what tool) & make mechanic type motion's- along w/ some tapping & talking gently to motor. Wife's now curious- "What are you doing?" Me - Motor was not acting right when I loaded it on the trailer up at Butternut (whatever place you were fishing last-be careful she'll remember if you screw up w/wrong lake/river)Wife- Oh! She goes on about her business (whatever that happens to be).
Take clean rag & wipe off clean motor- now it's cleaner. [:halo:] Put cover back on & call out to wife, "Honey, I'm going to take the boat over to the river to check it out- the lake (local) is to windy"- If there's no wind (to crowded). Wife - what river??? Me - Mississippi (or place I want to fish)![:p] Wife "OK- don't get lost!" [:)]
Heeeheeeheee! Wahoooo, fish-on![:bigsmile:]
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"It's your coice to Catch'em & Let'em Go!"
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| 1. Melancholy as defined by the others.
2. You are hooked in the side of the head. Zygoma, or Zygomatic arch, is actually a structure formed by the temporal process of the zygomatic bone and zygomatic process of the temporal bone.
3. Santa would be a bluegill. Very colorful and usually responsible for giving joy to many a fishing boy and girl. We all have fond memories of catching bluegills.
4. I'm an amateur limnologist. I'm doing some research so I need some samples. This will take several months.
Jono
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| 1. nothing to do with pie throwing contests- my fault- it is actually the condition where a person would rather read muskie boards than do actual work while being paid an hourly wage.
2. the zygoma is the thin arterial cartilage located behind the anterior afidectomy, situated between the ionospheric appedendigious and bottom lip.
3. the santa fish would be the spotted, or leech lake strain muskie- because they are good at catching and taming wild flying reindeer.
4. best excuse to spouse to go fishing-"wouldn''t you rather me spend all my time and money on hooks rather than hookers???"
did i win? zach sanders[:bigsmile:] |
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| Tsk tsk tsk..... I can see now the horrifying influence I've had on some of the younger board members + must bear the pain of seeing some of you slipping into insanity daily knowing there is nothing I can do. Please accept my apology + seek O B 1 Kanobi while there is still time! Remember, being on the edge is OK until the wind blows! [:blackeye:]
** Zach- stay away from large TV screens + never gamble! Now that you have experienced the exilerating giddy feeling of being a major prize winner you are susceptable to all types of gimmicks + credit card offers; don't open your mail + above all stay off the Home Shopping Network![:sun:] |
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| OK, had to wait until I had time to sit down and type this out.
1) Apanthropy- A more medical sounding term for what you normally get from your wife when you get home late from the bar. Actual words are "A Pan Throbby" which is directly derived from the hard application of a frying pan to the side of your head. Not to be confused with "A Pants Throbby" which you will not be getting if you are home late from the bar.
2) Zygoma - A form of "gomer" (you know the geeky guy you picked on in school) used specifically by the speech impaired. Of course then you have to really wonder how bad off this guy really had to be to be picked on by the speech impaired kids.
3) Fish Santa- most definitely catfish or bullheads. Man they even got the whiskers thing going naturally. May be the wrong color but you'd be surprised at what a little bleach can do.
4) Favorite excuse- Who needs one. I just tell the old lady I'm going. I am the king of my castle...when she lets me be. For cripes sake I gotta ask for the damn checkbook if I wanna put gas in my own damn truck....AAHHHHH who am I kidding anyway. She lets me go when she's damn good and ready.
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