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| Captain,
I saw a friend of yours today. Actually I'm not sure she was your friend but pretty sure she is at least a very close relative of your friend. Funny thing is I saw her at the "Bar" that you saw her at. She wasn't eating anything just seemed to be looking. She looked at me a moment and seemed she was looking for someone else. This is what made me think she was looking for YOU. As she left I yelled at her that you are coming that she should wait around. No idea if she heard me.
Armageddon
Slamr,
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Arma
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | She was looking for Captain Ahab. That is a certianty. |
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| AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
She be a wise old scurvy bar maid.
She be looking for me buried treasure! Next time we cross paths it'll be time to cross swords again. I got me some new cannons balls in Davy Jones's locker and fresh dry powder ready just waiting to see her on the horizon.
AAARRRGGGHHH, she be looking for the ol' Captain eh? That's good. 'Cause the ol' Captain be looking for her too.......as soon as he gets out of the brig!
Keep those pirates up there away from her, or they'll be walking the plank!
The Captain thanks ye.
ARMEGEDDON!!!!
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| Easy me manatees...sail at night Cpt., lest curious peeps invade the "bar" and announce "happy hour", creating crowded conditions...ladies night is best spent w/ those sworn to secrecy!  |
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| AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH, ye pourous one.
This bar, she's a funny one too. Most sailors tend to almost scrape the barnacles off of their hulls without even noticing her. Whilst I'm navigating my way around her, I'm often given the "fisheye" by passing vessels as they make their way right over my sunken treasure and I'm tempted to raise The Jolly Roger and fire one over their bow.
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
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Location: Northwest Chicago Burbs | Is this old man speak for something I dont understand? |
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| Wize move El Capitano...a warnin' shot or 3 w/out hooks should relay the message; careful as to hummin' a few bars...some may name that tune and sail off w/ the booty!  |
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| AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH, oh most absorbent one.
I'm careful about my tactics and would rather look like an idiot out floundering in the middle of nowhere, than to raise the suspicions of no-good doers as to what I'm really up to and have them gain interset in my search for booty.
Tis better to float around silent and look like a fool, than to raise a fuss and remove all doubt.
I wait for the wake to settle, sharpen my barbs and then go about my business unseen
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
AAARRRRMMMMEEEEGGGEEEEDDDDDOOOONNNN!!!!
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| Venture forth when the seas be angry, and take 'er at night...w/ a BEEG treble! Gotta watch Bloodhook again soon;gotta be a daggone classic...all the gruntin' and lip sync 'bout tore me up!  |
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| Good thing I got the Shady Charachter keeping an eye on her.
People usualy avoid his fishing spots because the moon always seems to come out when he's on the water |
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