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| Many of you know our beloved distributor and admitted addict, Slamr. He will be making the most significant commitment thus far in is short life, marriage, to Ms. Slamr (Who is quite worthy[:devil:] ) Instead of getting Slamr a bunch of kitchen tools that he doesn’t need since he only eats frozen pizza’s and gas station sandwiches (gets hungry when he’s stuck at the station negotiating damages[:bigsmile:] ) I thought we could all chip in get him what he really wants, a new foot controled trolling motor. As an added benefit to us all, this will minimize his b1tch1ng about his back.
In search of a cheap new trolling motor I came across none other then Azreal’s mom! For those of you who don’t know, Azreal is the name of Slamr’s boat which is towed by the Catfish Cadilac, Slamr’s truck. It’s a 15+ year old Blue Fin which Slamr decked out in only the finest marine grade plywood and now is inches from taking on water, not to mention gas pump damage. Upon seeing Azreal’s mom, I couldn’t help but feel the draw to re-unite them at the Slamr house. The best part is, Azreal’s mom has a brand new trolling motor!
So for those of you who can find it in your heart to help re-unite these beautiful vessels, please contact the Slamr Needs a New Trolling Motor Fund. Time is running out! As of the writing of this message, we only have 2 hours and 33 minutes to make our winning bid.
Here’s a link to pictures of the beauty and her brand new trolling motor:
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1019655968#DESC
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| I just realized that my nickname is Slamr, i refer to my fiancee as Ms.Slamr, my boat is called Azrael, the truck the Catfish Cadillac, and my friends that I fish with are Boro, Mr.T, Running Hot and Driveway. And my extended email friends are JoMusky, SpongeBob, Tomyvu, and 0723.....does this seem weird to anyone?!
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| not at all, my best bait is called "bite me"! | |
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| LOL!!! Nothing is weird Slamr.....the rest of them are though! I found that out a LONG TIME ago.....were it not for people like you this world would die from lack of stuff to be amazed at! Though your role is a high profile one remain firm in your outlook + stern in resolve.....some day "they" may seek to delve into our e-mail + try to discern our mental talents....yet their confusion will become even more paramount........rebuild that rig as she is a classic![:0] [:sun:] | |
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| To infinity and beyond.....help our friend "Buzz Slamr Lightyear".........[:halo:] | |
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Please Help Slamr