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| Get the net!
How big is it?
You got a follow!
What are your most common musky phrases? |
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| When setting the hook, ideally you calmly say, "We are going to need a bigger boat." |
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| "let's get organized" usually when there is stuff strewn from one end of the boat to the other which is most of the time. |
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Location: minocqua, wi. | throw one at that rock |
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Location: Minnesota | Well, now what?
Where do we try now?
There has to be a fish here. |
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Location: Minnesota | G*dd@mnnit! F@#king cQcksucker. What the f&@kin h3ll.
F this. Where's the landing. |
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| lhprop1 - 9/18/2015 8:36 AM
G*dd@mnnit! F@#king cQcksucker. What the f&@kin h3ll.
F this. Where's the landing.
LOL - I spit my coffee |
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| I'm Bored, we never catch anything! - My Son
Got one! - My Daughter during the cast after my son said he's bored.
Keep saying we never catch anything... - My Daughter after the CPR |
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Location: Lincoln, NE | "Got one!!........F**kin Northern!!!!" |
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| Next... |
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Location: SE WISCONSIN | 10000 casts B.S it's been 2 years and I still don't have one in the boat!!. Let's go bass fishing.
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Location: oswego, il | That wasn't a fart you just #*#* your pants. |
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Location: Sawyer County, WI | lhprop1 - 9/18/2015 8:36 AM
G*dd@mnnit! F@#king cQcksucker. What the f&@kin h3ll.
I've heard that in my boat before on multiple occasions.
One I find myself saying frequently to my FIB buddy who likes to take far too many breaks.
"You won't catch anything unless your line is in the water" |
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| 1.Sounds like a Jesse story!
2.Pass me another beer!
3. UBU(You b#tch You)
4. WTF? Do you know how to run a trolling motor? |
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| Get ready, this is the spot.
How can they not be here? This looks perfect!
Get ready, it's prime time.
How can they not be eating right now? Everything's perfect!
Get her! No, wait! Wait WAIT! Okay here she comes GET HER!
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Location: varies | Ef-ing jet ski's ! |
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Location: Minnetonka | She's BARELY hooked...You ready on that net??? (haven't even seen the fish yet)
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Location: oswego, il | You couldn't catch a cold. |
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Location: Chisholm, MN | Ahh I $$!#ed it up! Next spot!
There ain't no fish in this lake!
Got any cheeseburgers? |
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Location: oswego, il | I thought a musky was going to hit the trailer you were working it like a jackpot. |
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| My lure looks so awesome in the water, how could they not want that?
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| Pardon me, sir?... Would you have any grey poupon?
(Lake Minnetonka ) |
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| Now what? |
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Location: oswego, il | Working that bait you look like Helen Keller was set on fire. |
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Location: Illinois | you miserable chicken s%$t C&%ksucker you!
open your f#$king mouth!
this lake sucks
...wtf
big surprise...i'm snagged |
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Location: US | F'ing tourists! |
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| "This spot looks good"
30 minutes later......
"Time to move"
"Oh baby, this spot looks good"
25 minutes later......
"Time to move"
"Now this spot really looks good"
20 minutes later....
"Time to move"
"This spot looks so good I can smell 'em!"
15 minutes later.....
"Time to move"
"This spot has gotta' be holdin' fish, just look at the weeds...(or rocks, or timber, or...)"
10 minutes later.....
......."I know, I know....'Time to move!!!!'"
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Location: minocqua, wi. | you're throwing in front of me again ... |
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Location: Aurora | Keep the F'n boat moving then.. |
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Location: Eastern Ontario | At least when fishing solo the only thing I have to listen to is the ball game and Sled can't throw in front of me. |
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Location: Smith Creek | muskidiem - 9/18/2015 10:51 AM
My lure looks so awesome in the water, how could they not want that?
Yes to that one.
During a tournament: is it 4 yet? (every 15 minutes starting at 11 am)
other times:
Well I think we got this spot covered.
What would Heiting do?
Ready for another High Life?
Larry Mann would have caught that fish.
Time to head to the tavern?
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| "Did you see all the stupid crap ______ has been saying on MuskieFirst this week?" |
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Location: Alex or Alek? | Their aint no fish in this ****ing lake.
I swear if this northern ****s up my leader.....
So Sworrel was saying if you did this....
Look at all this good weed....
(after a backlash) have another.... |
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| They'll go once the:
rain starts
rain stops
wind stops
wind blows
wind changes
water warms up
sun comes out
clouds move in
water cools off
They gotta be:
up shallow
out deep
in the thick stuff
on the rocks
off the points
hunkered down
on the humps
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Location: Des Moines IA | Let me bird dog you a fish...
Is it nesting season over there?
This area smells like musky farts...
I hate @#$%*&^ musky fishing. Where do want to fish after dinner... |
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Location: minocqua, wi. | what's that silly schidt you're throwing ...
changing baits again? |
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Location: On the O | C'mon eat it, eat it, EAT IT! Frigin frack...you see that?
Nope.
PMA Baby!
It smells fishy here...
Any minute now...
I'm ready!
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| Need me to show you how to do it? |
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Location: MN | Get the net get the net. Oh sorry you look busy I will net my own fish while working the trolling motor.
My dad is always saying watch it don't hook me. The mans never been touched but he's hooked or hit me a number of times. |
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Location: Aurora IL | Ok,I love this one.
The first time we went to Canada we crossed the boarder and went to eat at a chain fast food place.The girl at the counter was way understaffed and stressed out.We ordered our normal food (which they didn't have).Then when questioned she just barked "you get what you get!"
So years later every time we catch a pike or small muskie or one comes unpinned,somebody in the boat always gives a loud Monty Python woman's voice "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET!" |
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Location: Alex or Alek? | One more cast |
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Location: West of the metro, MN | After we lose a fish, get a snag, get a backlash...
"What the hell do you think this is? We ain't out here for recreation!" |
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Location: Fifield | Ten casts or less
I'm bringing out all the stops
I'm selling everything
What would Chuck Norris do? |
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| "I'm to hungover, you come control the trolling motor" |
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Location: oswego, il | How is that working out for you?(sarcasm)
Don't clutter the issue with facts. |
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| There's one! #*^@ fish....
This spot/lake/lure sucks...
Yahh! %&^$!! - when unexpected fish comes flying out of nowhere. Usually followed by a lot of laughter in the boat.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that in the boat I'd have lots of dollars!
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Location: minocqua, wi. | as partner loses confidence ... "trust me it's a good spot"
as partner is not ready while a pig comes at him ... "there's one" followed by "oops, ... lol" ... |
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Location: SE, WI. | My shoulder hurts! Shut up and fish you big baby! I'm snagged! No your not, were in 20' Fish,Fish,Fish JD |
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| We should've brought more beer.
We always forget lunch
That's what she said
HashtagAnal
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Location: Alex or Alek? | Whats the depth? |
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Location: oswego, il | While putting the boat in, you want me to do it?
While pulling the boat out, hey don garlits, you think you could slow down? |
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Location: Scandia MN | Follow - FISH - (Splash - Thump - Splash - ZZZZ -Splash) - F***!!! -
(Sounds of grown man weeping in the back of the boat) |
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Location: minocqua, wi. | want a twizzler? |
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Location: Hayward, WI | After partner changes lures for 10th time in an hour - "You forget to take your ADD meds this morning?"
When someone fires up a leaf blower on a peaceful Oct day - "I hope he realizes how close he is to getting a leaf blower enema."
"The stars are aligning."
"If you look at your phone one more time I am going to see how many times I can skip it"
"I know this spot sucks but the scenery is great."
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Location: Minnesota | EastwoodNorris - 9/18/2015 1:05 PM
I'm selling everything
In my mind, I've sold all of my crap 100 times over.
Considering I've only bought it once, it's a hell of a great way to do business. |
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| "would ya?" while fishing lake calhoun |
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Location: Sawyer County, WI | horsehunter - 9/18/2015 12:06 PM
At least when fishing solo the only thing I have to listen to is the ball game and Sled can't throw in front of me.
You must have to turn the volume up quite a bit to hear the game over the the kicker.  |
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Location: Minnesota. | First off, I'm no saint! I'm older now, retired for 5 yrs. Trades guy. I've heard it all and I'm not too proud to say I've cussed too much. Rarely did as a kid.
Trying to curb that, especially in the boat where sound travels. I hate hearing it up on the "V" on vacation with my family. It's not appreciated.
BUT... try as I might an old fav. just flows, mostly when it been awhile and I have that fish come blasting in. "JES-- Kr--, ya see that guy????????" or my very fav. "G--dammittt", etc....etc... I'm doing well, but not 100%! Seems it just slips...
My son once told me "Ya, know dad, all your fish have the same name!" (Jes-s Chr--) I'm trying, still. But I keep it quiet and to the boat!
Got my PB last year, a "54" and my son said to me "Hey, dad, you didn't even cuss once!" Me.."No need to, is there."
Ya. Uh huh!
But mostly it's "Check yer drag". "Aww crap, ain' that a bloody boat over "our" spot??" or "Holy sh---t lookatthat#*^@edtail...."
And so it goes...I get waaay too excited.
And finally "Okay, laaast cast!"
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Location: MN | Put it in your mouth b!tch!
Pull out the fish whistle. |
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Location: Eastern Ontario | dfkiii - 9/18/2015 3:56 PM
horsehunter - 9/18/2015 12:06 PM
At least when fishing solo the only thing I have to listen to is the ball game and Sled can't throw in front of me.
You must have to turn the volume up quite a bit to hear the game over the the kicker. ;- )
Hell I have to turn the radio off to see if my Suzuki is running |
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| My favorite so far is "What's the depth?" Yea, like it matters when you're not catching anything.
"time to chum the water" when ya gotta pee. |
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Location: musky waters of SE, WI | Well. This sucks. Where's the nearest bar
Juuussst gotta tweak this motor back here don't mind me (looking at other boats while peeing off the back) |
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Location: NE Ohio | after my buddy loses a fish.................i calmly say with my back turned to him "you know those hooks don't come pre-sharpened". |
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Location: oswego, il | Anybody ever imitate Gillespie with a fish on? Try it its fun. |
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Location: Sawyer County, WI | ToddM - 9/18/2015 7:58 PM
Anybody ever imitate Gillespie with a fish on? Try it its fun.
Be careful though, if people send EMTs, you're responsible for the cost. |
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| Another personal best.
Edited by cave run legend 9/18/2015 9:00 PM
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Location: minocqua, wi. | cave run legend - 9/18/2015 8:58 PM
Another personal best.
you should make it to 40 quick! |
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| After see one swim off after not doing an 8! "What's wrong with that one?" |
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Location: oswego, il | cave run legend - 9/18/2015 8:58 PM
Another personal best.
Hid another one from the wife.
Sorry could not resist. |
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| Wouldn't it be awesome to be a guide and do this every day?- first few hours.
After a half day of nothing- those guides must be crazy. |
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| -Eat it...just eat it.
-God I hate these fish. God I love these fish.
-I may believe in catch and release but if I catch that fish, I'm killing it.
-We should leave and just go home early (next cast a monster fish follows). Call your wife and ask if you can fish until 3 am.
-When you get home you should watch the GoPro footage over and over to see what you did to lose that fish.
Horror...the horror.
The loudest phrase is the utter silence after losing a fish in the net. |
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| ToddM - 9/18/2015 7:58 PM
Anybody ever imitate Gillespie with a fish on? Try it its fun.
Only if an illegal guide just cut off my drift and has three customers on his boat. That is when you start screaming, "get the net this would make 10 for the day". |
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Location: varies | " Do these yoga pants make my butt look big? " |
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| Pass me a beer.
Pass me another beer....
Pass me another beer please.......
Follow... Follow.
Get the net!
**** pass me another beer please. |
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Location: Lebanon,Mo | WTF is the deal with Dadson's.....people are screwed up |
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Location: Not far enough north! | This lakes a effing cesspool there's no fish in here!
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Location: minocqua, wi. | boat ride ...
or
we're gonna putt to the next spot
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Location: The desert | Boy it's windy. |
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| Another is are we on the way points???? |
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| You never hear;
"Man, I've caught way too many muskies!" |
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Location: oswego, il | If I lose a fish away from the boat I always tell my partner, thanks for blowing the net job!
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Location: Ludington, MI | "I'm never giving you a lure again!" |
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| How can a bait that looks so good not catch fish? |
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| When asked how big a fish was that you lost, the standard answer is "lake record". |
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| He who smelt it: Jesus man! What did you eat last night?
He who dealt it: Did somebody step on a duck?
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Location: Pine River MN. | At least it was a nice day for a boat ride. |
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Location: SE Wisconsin | Tip over! Tip over! Tip over! To every sailboat
Do they have to get this close to us? About every pontoon boat and criss craft
It's gonna eat! Just before it swims off in the 8 |
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| Client-"So what happens when we hook one?"
Me-"In the first few moments it's alot like a fire drill at a mental hospital" |
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| They have to eat this. Eating these is what they do. Here's one. Net! Net! Net! Net! Net!!! |
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Location: Twin Cities, MN | The fish are a little further, just a little ....... your just rusty |
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Location: Twin Cities | Conditions looks perfect
I think they removed all the fish from the lake
Come on, fu#k#ng eat!
Can't believe we haven't seen anything yet
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| We gotta go to poop island.....NOW!
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| "You f-ed it up, you f-ed it up!!"... fish proceeds to fall into the net everytime. My buddy gets pretty excited when he hooks up. |
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Location: Detroit River | "To hell with these d@mn muskies, I'm taking up bluegill fishing." "You're not going to catch sh%t with that lure." "Time for you to do a Dale call." (The Dale call on my boat is when my buddy doesn't fully press the button on his reel when casting & you hear the gears grinding. After the second time he does it I usually hook up with a fish within 15 minutes.  )
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Location: Minnetonka | Me - "Hey Dad, you wanna go muskie fishing tonight? Conditions are perfect..."
Dad - "I'll get my rain gear."
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Location: Lincolnshire, IL | "now?, now we sit down and watch the boards" |
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| "PMA baby!"
"We're due!"
"Next spot?"
"Moonrise baby!"
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Location: Seymour, WI | My usual is: "there's no fish in this lake."
As a kid fishing with my dad whenever I hooked a fish, no matter how big it was
" I would say dad I got one!"
My dad's reply every time was " well reel'em in." |
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| FISH! Oh, it's a pike... |
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Location: Twin Lakes, WI | Now that's a hawg!
Hurry she's only got one hook in her!
Check out the bikini on my right!! |
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| "They're everywhere.....on the rocks, in the weeds and on the sand."
"You're mother's a carp!"
"It's never too late to start bow hunting."
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| here alligator....
that's not a fish, that's what fish eat. (bass, pike, ect)
what the f____ is that clown doing?? (other boaters)
keep your #*^@ feet off the varnish |
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Location: MPLS, MN | Big Non Bendy guy
Just eat the F'ing thing!
Blame it on my ADD
That's going to be tough to beat
One more
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| I'm going with black nicks
There's one
You got that one
That's a fatty
Jump on my shoulders
Let's get one here |
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Location: Illinois | - These f&^king blades won't spin! |
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| My son every time he sees another muskie fisherman: "Ahhhh, fellow chuckers hey." That's a quote from Michelangelo on the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, I crack up every time he says it.
Myself: After 4 hours of casting: "So... do you wanna troll now." Fishing partner, "Sure, why not." Fishing partner after 15 minutes of trolling: "So... do you wanna go back to casting." Myself: YESSSS |
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Location: Minnesota | "Get the net mother f-er"! |
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Location: varies | LandBigFish - 9/21/2015 10:06 PM
"Get the net mother f-er"!
I wanna fish in your boat. |
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Location: oswego, il | My cup holder is empty!
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Location: New Berlin,Wisconsin,53151 | Downtime! "a little backlash there buddy"
"This lake a sewer" |
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| (Bull dog balls up on cast and comes back to boat bent in half) -"Saric's Secrets!"
(jet skier keeps coming too close or in between weed bed) -"Where's my hookless weagle? im gonna bounce it off this d bags head"
-drop me off on shore quick or im gonna have to s#%& in your livewell
-(every time someone puts on a depth raider) "spirit of Joe be with me"
- (after 40 minutes of night fishing) "F#%* this, these mosquitoes are the size of hummingbirds, lets go to bar."
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| "We've seen fish here before"
"Nice fish, but what's the reason he was here"
"If I was a muskie Id eat this"
"Why are you going so fast with the TM"
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Location: western Ohio | This about caused me to choke on my coffee. Usually have more fun watching at the ramp than on the water |
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Location: oswego, il | Got to move the seat pedestal base back yet another 4" so my stomach will clear.
A buddy of mine was running his trolling motor too fast and I asked him if he ever thought about getting a jack plate for it. |
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| 1. Snagged
2. Snagged again.
3. #*^@ it I'm in a tree.
4. LOOOOOOOOOOOK A FOLLOW lol |
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| heres one..wait ..nope not a musky..its ANOTHER no talent fish.no net required |
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Location: Mauston, Wisconsin | I have boat phrase rules, that frequently get violated by addition of modifiers, e.g. other language.
Just say:
"Fish" when you have a follower - no one is to make any boat noises, just keep retrieving your lure if you need to.
"Fish On" when you hook up with one... everyone else clears their line's etc.
"Get the net" after you're sure she's hooked up!
Of course others have some peculiar phrases.
Me:
In the 8 - Eat it you pig (bit(h)!
"Nice squirrel cast"
"Ahh, we get to visit another snag/tree/rock! Do you mind if I keep casting?"
"Are we near a sewage treatment plant?"
"You know why I fish barbless? Its easier to pull the hooks out of you or the fish, we are not disrupting this day for a trip to the ER. If its your barbed hook, I'm still pulling it out!"
When fish misses the lure.. "Dr. John New proved that even blind muskies can eat, that one had to be blind in both eyes and stupid!"
When other than muskie hits my lure - "Fish chowder/shore lunch/dinner anyone?"
When muskie goes airborne over top of lure. "Must have wanted to see the color on the top of the lure, they sure are fussy today, maybe I should move the hooks to the top!"
Lots of other stuff from fishing partners:
Al, we need a bigger %^&@# net!
"Holy %^&#@!"
"Stupid $%*&^ fish!"
"I've never seen anyone work a lure like that!"
"Papa, is it OK if I cast over top of his boat?"
Pontoon boat & jet skiers using SE reef on Grindstone as base of operations! "WTF? Must be double stupid, they can't find his dock or a beach!"
After grabbing rod from rod holder & setting hooks. "Its just a little one." 10 seconds later. "Holy *&^%, big fish, big fish!"
have fun!
Al
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| within a half hour of me saying "I'm ready for a Chinese fire drill" me and my fiance get a double !!
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| I think I had A strike, Nope its weeds.
F%^$#&@ trees!
Not gettin that lure back!
Another f@#$%*& stump! |
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| About 9 out of every 10 trips, this is said.
It's not always about the fishing. Sometimes it's just nice to get out. |
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Location: Minnesota: where it's tough to be a sportsfan! | "I can see your lure- there is NO fish by it"
That lure looks good in the water, what's that shadow low and away? |
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| - That is a Chamber of Commerce fish. It only follows, never eats. Keeps you coming back.
- I either just had a follow or I need a break as I'm seeing things.
- That fish needs to renew it's Musky Hunter subscription, as I did that boatside move exactly how Saric said to do it.
- Nice cast Jay Cutler (on ALL errant casts)
- I feel like I just broke up with a super model (after the moment of silence when a big one gets off) |
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| In reference to the bait I just changed to: "I'd eat it"
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| TonyT65 - 9/23/2015 12:30 PM
within a half hour of me saying "I'm ready for a Chinese fire drill" me and my fiance get a double !! :)
Who's fish was bigger? |
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Location: Wisconsin | Huss Nasty - 9/25/2015 12:18 PM
In reference to the bait I just changed to: "I'd eat it"
that's a boat favorite! |
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| muskidiem - 9/25/2015 1:28 PM
TonyT65 - 9/23/2015 12:30 PM
within a half hour of me saying "I'm ready for a Chinese fire drill" me and my fiance get a double !! :)
Who's fish was bigger?
Mine was bigger a 43" she grabbed it out of net for the pic first so I got her little 37"
still a first a great memory !!
pics of fish posted under july 3 titled "full moon bite"
Edited by TonyT65 9/28/2015 8:25 AM
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Location: Minnetonka MN | My son the fanatic musky fisherman says "EFF!" Love that one. |
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| Iam not showing you another f@$!×&# spot!! |
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Location: West Central WI | "Hey Dad, we forgot the camera. I'll run up to the house and get it". My reply, "Don't worry about it. We never catch a muskie." Both quoted shortly before I caught my largest muskie to date. |
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Location: Metro | love your lines lol |
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Location: Alexandria, MN | "I didn't take up golf because I thought it was too expensive - so I did this instead!"
"This puts me in the lead now for Net Man Of The Year"
"I wonder what the rich people are doing right now"
Edited by phselect 9/30/2015 9:31 PM
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| We always compete who can yell "chainsaw!" or "Skilsaw" when the first guy starts cutting on a lake upnorth.
Also, after a long period of nothing happening, "I'd take a good snag right now to get fired up." |
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Location: NE Ohio | my buddy from the back of the boat casting after a spectacular boat side assault followed by an aerial display second to none on a very short line......"can i count that one if it bounced off of the kicker motor shaft?"..........got to love them fish! |
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| muskidiem - 9/30/2015 9:03 PM
"I'd take a good snag right now to get fired up."
Yup |
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| At what point does this become stupid? This is the question after 10 hours on the water with out a sniff.
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Location: Spencer, Wisconsin | Pass me another Beer! |
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| A friend of mine quite often seems to state this awkward question after hours of no activity: "Where are all they?" |
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| we all talk like Borat about 99% of the time. Its pretty comical with 3 people. every fish, as well as when referencing other people in the boat are all referred to as "gypsy" |
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| At the beginning of every outing, while dipping the net and facing in the direction of the nearest church:
Great Godess of the Muskellunge, we praise you and pray that we are worthy.
After netting a fish, or missing a fish or having a follow:
Great Godess of the Muskellunge, we thank you for the opportunity.
as the day wears on without any contact with a fish, it can be modified to :
Great Godess of the Muskellunge, we praise you and pray that we are worthy. Please send us a big, fat, slimy b#$@ch. We will honour her and treat her well. Our fate is in your hands. |
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| I say "Please, thank you and sorry" when we first get in the boat, so I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. |
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