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| Talked to a guy at work a couple weeks ago, and he told me that a local place was serving frog legs, I asked him how he knew, and he said he walked around to the rear of the building to take a whizz and saw a bunch of them coming out the back door on crutches. That got me thinking...
I began work here at the hootch to set up a small lab in order to figure out a way to give these amphibians a better life, and ended up w/ a whole new line of animal prosthetics! I'm now able to produce a variety of parts for creatures big and small, that will able them to continue to live life to its fullest. This exciting new product, which resembles a silicone gel, can be injected or poured into a mold and will provide a life like replacement part. I found that when injected into the chest of a chicken, the bird will develope humongo breasts w/in 3 days; injections over the entire body will produce a hen that that can be used over and over again; simple surgery will remove the desired part, and allow the bird to continue to thrive and continue to be productive nutrition wise. On fish or amphibians, when the missing part is formed and attached while still warm, will enable the creature to function even better than the original parts! Frogs that were tested w/ the new legs were able to jump 2.9 ft. farther, extending their life and chances at survival. Just think what it could do for musky fishing; a split fin, torn jaw, etc...the fish could be instantly repaired at boatside, and swim away as if it had never been captured.
I have put together a simple, easy to use kit for your boat that will give you piece of mind, and enable you to patch up a fish instantly should the unexpected happen. This inexpensive product contains enough stuff to repair 5 fish, and contains 2 atrophine injectors for instant reviving of the above, plus a spray bottle of Insta-Dissolve for stubborn hooks. I'm presently in negotiation w/ KFC and Bojangles, and hope to speak w/ sporting good chains in the near future. Anyone interested in quitting their job and starting a REAL career, feel free to contact Steve Worrall!~ | |
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Location: Stevens Point, WI | All I can say is WOW! Nobel prize in Medicine? | |
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