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| You are invited to our agency's annual Spring PETA Cookout. In this case, "PETA" stands for "People Eating Tasty Animals". Just bring a hunk of meat and we'll provide the grill. Starts at 12:00 sharp today on the east side of the administration building.
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| Dude! I think you just found a most excellent way to protest against them!!! Set up a grill outside their headquarters nationwide and sell hotdogs, burgers, chicken breasts etc.; you could also have a trapping seminar and sell furs out of the back of a Hummer...:O |
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| Gee Thanks, Sponge. One summer some friends of mine once made a bundle selling grilled brats in the parking lot of Dead shows. They would always set up right next to hippies who were selling veggie burritos. My buds would yell, "Get it here!! Real food for real people!!" |
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Location: St. Louis, MO., Marco Is., FL, Nestor Falls, ON | Sponge:
You plan it...I'll be there. I'd drive a 1000 miles to be part of that. But first you'd have to call Fox News to send Geraldo Rivera so we could embed him as a reporter. He could draw a map on the driveway with chalk so all the PETA people could find us and counterattack. Then we call in the reserves....Rush Limbaugh and the dittoheads. I think we could have the MOAP (Mother of all Protests). NPR could do a feature on public radio and explain to everyone how deluded we are. Oh this gets better and better. Help me here with some ideas! |
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| How about some caged Rhesus place to start!;)
Edited by Sponge 6/26/2007 6:16 AM
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| All those things are good, but you forgot the trump card. All you really need is a single veal calf bleating in a box. Stand next to it with a claw hammer in one hand and a frying pan in the other. |
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Location: St. Louis, MO., Marco Is., FL, Nestor Falls, ON | We all wear leathers and have our significant others in fur coats. Run videos of baby fur seal hammering, proper field dressing techniques, the art of filleting, serve Emu burgers, buffalo wings, Hassenpfeffer, Blutwurst, Meat on a Stick and Porterhouse steaks.
Fry all the fish in Lard. Seminars on trolling for PETA's. |
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