you can take this to the "removed section"
davep
Posted 4/14/2003 3:27 PM (#66885)
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Location: mount prospect illinois		as it is not about fishing but funny anyway. I wont do it again Steve. Hey: At least i am not posting the littany of French jokes i have gotten.
A recent study at the University of Missouri indicates the facial features a woman finds attractive in a man differs widely depending upon where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If a woman is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

If she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire

Edited by davep 4/14/2003 3:33 PM
sworrall
Posted 4/14/2003 3:44 PM (#66886 - in reply to #66885)
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin

Not only is that funny, but at times, true.

Research on biological urges of men show that when young and in their prime, men are attracted to the classic hour glass figure of younger women.

Once reaching age 35, child bearing aged women seem to be the target of affection.

Once men reach my age, 50 plus, they are attracted to the living room couch and someone to bring them dinner.

 

No wonder the women react as they do.

happy hooker
Posted 4/14/2003 7:17 PM (#66911 - in reply to #66885)
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one reason I dont fish Minnesotas famous muskie water "Women lake",,Im afraid Ill hit it when its "that time of the Month"
ToddM
Posted 4/14/2003 8:36 PM (#66917 - in reply to #66885)
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Location: oswego, il		I seem to find the latter ones. I have the scissor scars to prove it. Still have the bat, it's just something I am going to have to live with.

Edited by ToddM 4/14/2003 8:37 PM
RK
Posted 4/14/2003 10:00 PM (#66934 - in reply to #66885)
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Hah.. PMS.. I think it's Latin for "keep your head down and your mouth shut for the next few days..."

RK
stephendawg
Posted 4/14/2003 10:27 PM (#66938 - in reply to #66885)
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Location: Lafayette, IN		Hey Happy Hooker,
I know a guy at work here in IN that fishes Woman Lake every year. You just unlocked the answer to a lot of questions I have about him. Thanks!