Muskies in IRAQ
Jason Smith
Posted 4/10/2003 5:42 PM (#66533)
Subject: Muskies in IRAQ




Posts: 4520


Location: Chippewa Falls Wisconsin
I have been watching this war in detail.....but more and more my mind wonders to the three or four big waters they have there. They look like they need muskies and I cant think of better place to go for an outing in 10 years in the middle of winter.

Yes our boats might get sand blasted but its a small price to pay to catch large lunge in IRAQ. Teaching CPR might be a little tough at first, but in time they will understand in importance.

What are your toughts on this....or am I just some crazy northwoods Wisconsin guy living in a land out of season wishing I was on the water......somewhere!

sworrall
Posted 4/10/2003 6:12 PM (#66535 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ





Posts: 32957


Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin
You've lost it, man. :)
Sponge
Posted 4/10/2003 6:33 PM (#66536 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ




Good chance if you try to burp one, you'll get a face full of Sarin gas, as there is a strong possibility that is where some of it is. Camels will hiss and spit on you, and land mines could pose a problem, as I'm sure the best fishing spots are trapped. The desert is a very inhospitable place, and you'd be better off finding an oasis closer to home!:O
Ranger
Posted 4/10/2003 8:12 PM (#66544 - in reply to #66536)
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It must be these latitudes, Jason, that bring on the worst parts of last-of-the-winter cabin fever. Babbling is one of the symptoms. Last week I was rambling something about Jedi musky fishing. C'mon up the the Menomiee River, a boundry water where special walleye is open now, pike opens May 3. The river's been open for a few weeks and just today the snow banks finally melted away at the boat landings. I put a new plywood floor in my boat, the old Blue Fin hasn't looked this good since 1975 or so. C'mon up in a couple weeks and I'll take you out.
lobi
Posted 4/10/2003 9:04 PM (#66550 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ





Posts: 1137


Location: Holly, MI
Couldn't you pick like..Muskies in the Christmas Islands or Hawaii or somthing else?
0723
Posted 4/10/2003 11:25 PM (#66577 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ




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I think is a petty good idea.0723












RAZE1
Posted 4/10/2003 11:26 PM (#66578 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ





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Location: NeverNever Lake
New Zealand would be nice............

Probably too nice...
mikie
Posted 4/11/2003 7:31 AM (#66604 - in reply to #66578)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ





Location: Athens, Ohio
Then we'd be sending them Esox of Cass Descention, could be a diplomatic problem. m
Sponge
Posted 4/11/2003 7:43 AM (#66607 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ




One thing we must consider...by the time the U.N. got around to passing an amendment, france would no doubt veto stocking any fish that had TEETH, or any fish that couldn't be made into a PASTRY...but then again, they now HAVE NO SAY SO, do they!?:O
Bill Schwartz - Slam
Posted 4/11/2003 7:55 AM (#66608 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ




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Sound like you have way to much time on your hands living in the north woods!
ddfenner
Posted 4/11/2003 11:06 AM (#66627 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ





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RAZE1
Posted 4/11/2003 11:53 AM (#66632 - in reply to #66627)
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Location: NeverNever Lake
LOL, DD!
You reckon he's a participant in an Iraqie Biathlon where you fish until you catch one, then you run and shoot something ?
Mark H.
Posted 4/11/2003 1:06 PM (#66640 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ




Posts: 1936


Location: Eau Claire, WI
Hmmmm...

I don't remember hooking you to the electrical I ran in your garage last week...

You been in the basement too long....:)
Sponge
Posted 4/11/2003 1:48 PM (#66646 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ




Gooder one D! He'd have better luck using C-Rats though...:O
Steve Van Lieshout
Posted 4/11/2003 9:28 PM (#66673 - in reply to #66533)
Subject: RE: Muskies in IRAQ




Posts: 1916


Location: Greenfield, WI
Jason, this is another excellant example of one of your great ideas!.......
Guys we have to keep him away from anything sharp or roads with traffic on them!!!